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Sunday, September 30, 2012

Enough Already!

It has been a laughing-crying-loving-fighting-up-down-sniffling-sneezing-emotional-stressful weekend.

Enough!  I think it's time to lighten things up and start the week with a smile.


Chicken Little

One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part where Chicken Little warns the farmer. She read "...and Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said, "The sky is falling!"



The teacher then asked the class, "And what do you think that farmer said?"



One little girl raised her hand and said, "I think he said, "Holy Sh*t! A talking chicken!"



The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.

 

Hope this starts your week off with a grin. LOL

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  1. AnonymousOctober 1, 2012 at 12:40 AM

    Ha! That sounds like something my youngest daughter would say, except she knows she could never say the "Holy sh*t" part in school! Lol!

    Irishey

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    1. CatOctober 1, 2012 at 5:36 PM

      LOL Irishey. Your youngest sounds like she is something else! :)

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  2. Aimless RamblingOctober 1, 2012 at 6:32 AM

    great start to a Monday. Thanks. Hope things get better this week.

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    1. CatOctober 1, 2012 at 5:37 PM

      Glad you enjoyed it sunnygirl. I'm sure things will be better this week. :)

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  3. AnonymousOctober 1, 2012 at 9:25 AM

    Too, too funny! I'll be smiling the rest of the day, Cat. Thanks, you have a great day yourself :)

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    1. CatOctober 1, 2012 at 5:38 PM

      Happy I could start your day with a smile CG!

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  4. still.learning.the.hard.wayOctober 1, 2012 at 1:50 PM

    Needed that!!! Thanks!

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  5. AnaOctober 1, 2012 at 1:52 PM

    Oh dear, so much for childhood innocence! I supposed your brother started this one, too? ;)

    And I didn't realize the pic was yours...beautiful!

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    1. CatOctober 1, 2012 at 5:40 PM

      LOL Ana. That is something he would have said if he'd had a teacher read that story. :)

      Thank you for the compliment.

      Blessings,
      Cat

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  6. Minielle LabraunOctober 1, 2012 at 9:29 PM

    I Think that the winds brought me much the same Sunday!
    Once one of my students came up to me and tattled on another child saying he said the 'S' word. I kindly asked if that was appropriate, thinking he said sh*t! Lo and behold the word was 'stupid'

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