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Best Google Autosuggests

#14 Brilliance

It's brilliant questions like this that help keep philosophy alive for the ages!

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#13 Starbucks No Good!

It's official. Starbucks totally sucks, bro!

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#12 Conspiracy

It's all part of the one-world government's conspiracy to prevent us from educating ourselves!

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#11 Killer Cat

If your cat is holding up a knife and licking his paws in excitement (all while staring at your yummy flesh), then yeah... he probably wants to kill you!

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#10 McCarthy Time!

It's times like this that we wish Joseph P. McCarthy were still alive to root out the Commis!

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#9 Not Too Bright

Um... sit back for a second, look at the screen and think about it!

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#8 Kanye

Um... he IS retarded, fool!

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#7 Snack Time

Considering the size of a giraffe, the notion of one eating a toy jet is probably no different than the notion of one of us eating a pretzel!

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#6 Microwave Jesus

Dude, he can more than just microwave a burrito. Using his mind, he can turn it into a friggen chalupa . . . yeah, bro!

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#5 Evolution

The irony here is that people were once good monkeys!

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#4 Chuck Norris

Are you sure? Are you absolutely sure? Okay... here he comes!

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#3 Immortality

Wow! We never knew Google had such a thorough grasp of existentialism!

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#2 Help!

Oh, no! Maybe the tooth fairy can save you!

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#1 Color-Changing Goldfish

Um... either your goldfish is evolving into a new, color-changing species, or somebody has been ashing their cigarettes in your fish bowl!

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