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Monday, June 26, 2017
A married couple in their early 60s are celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table.
She said, 'For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.'
The wife answered, “Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband.”
The fairy waved her magic wand and…poof!…two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.
The husband thought for a moment:
“Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.”
The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.!
So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!…the husband became 92 years old.
The moral of this story:
Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are female…
Sunday, June 25, 2017
Saturday, June 24, 2017
Thank you for all the cards, messages, texts and emails. I know I’m still behind in answering but I have answered some of you so please check your junk mail as gmail does love to consign me to the junk folder.
I am recovering but it’s sure slower than what I thought it would be. Still going to therapy every blasted day. The first week, my youngest daughter in love took me to all my appointments but she does have a lot of work to do so this past week I’ve been driving myself and will continue to do so. Yes, it is painful and no, I can’t drive on pain pills but am making do.
Am going to get better…am getting tired of trying to eat with my right hand and most definitely am missing being able to paint.
I know all y’all probably have questions I haven’t answered, but I need to end this for now. If I’ve chatted and shared information with you, you have my permission to share that information with the rest of our friends. If my ears start burning, I’ll know my friends are chatting about me. LOL
Thursday, June 22, 2017
Wednesday, June 21, 2017
Tuesday, June 20, 2017
Monday, June 19, 2017
Talk about perspective. We really do live an exceedingly comfortable life compared to those who lived 100 years ago. Check it out.
The average life expectancy for men was 47 years.
14% of the homes had a bathtub
8% of the homes had a telephone.
There were only 8,000 cars and only 144 miles of paved roads.
The maximum speed limit in most cities was 10-12 mph.
The average American wage in 1910 was 22 cents per hour, and the average worker made between $200 and $400 per year.
More than 95% of all births took place at home.
99% of all doctors had no college education. Instead, they attended so-called medical schools, many of which were condemned in the press and the government as 'substandard.'
Eggs cost 14 cents a dozen.
Most women only washed their hair once a month, and used Borax or egg yolks for shampoo.
Crossword puzzles, canned beer, and iced tea hadn't been invented yet.
20% of adults could not read or write and only 6% of Americans had graduated from high school.