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Sunday, June 24, 2018

Scottish Golf Story

Hope you enjoy this giggle from Meredith's Jack!!!

John, who lived in the north of England, decided to go golfing in Scotland with his buddy Shawn, so they loaded up John's minivan and headed north.  After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible downpour so they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.

"I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed," she explained, "and I'm afraid the neighbours will talk if I let you stay in my house."

"Don't worry." John said.  "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn and if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light."

The lady agreed and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night.

Come morning, the weather had cleared so they got on their way and enjoyed a great weekend of golf.

But about nine months later, John got an unexpected letter from an attorney.  It took him a few minutes to figure it out but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the golf weekend.

He dropped in on his friend Shawn and asked, "Shawn, do you remember that good looking widow on the farm we stayed at on our golf holiday in Scotland about 9 months ago?”

"Yes, I do." said Shawn.

"Did you, er, happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and pay her a visit?"

"Well, um, yes." Shawn said, a little embarrassed about being found out, "I have to admit that I did."

"And did you happen to give her my name and address instead of telling her your name?"

Shawn's face turned beet red and he said, "Yeah, look, I'm sorry, buddy I'm afraid I did.  Why do you ask?"

"She just died and left me everything."

And you thought the ending would be different, didn't you? You know you smiled... Now keep that smile for the rest of the day!!!.

Friday, June 22, 2018

Educate Him?

Here's a fun giggle from our very own Baker

Maybe they haven't figured out what causes the condition yet...   😀

Wednesday, June 20, 2018

Tuesday, June 19, 2018

What's New

For those of you who don't understand the reference...

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Monday, June 18, 2018

Friday, June 15, 2018

Design Fail

 But not everyone might think so...look at the smile on that unicorn's face. *snicker*