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Monday, June 26, 2017

40 Years of Marriage

A fun giggle in honor of Ami and Dan's Anniversary.  Winking smile

A married couple in their early 60s are celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.

Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table.

She said, 'For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you  each a wish.'

 
The wife answered, “Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband.”

The fairy waved her magic wand and…poof!…two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.

 
The husband thought for a moment:

“Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.”

 
The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.!

So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!…the husband became 92 years old.
 

The moral of this story:
Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are female…

Winking smile

Saturday, June 24, 2017

Thank You and Update

Hey y'all...left hand/arm are still not working super well so am still using talk to text on my phone which is challenging…this phone just does not seem to understand me too well.

Thank you for all the cards, messages, texts and emails.  I know I’m still behind in answering but I have answered some of you so please check your junk mail as gmail does love to consign me to the junk folder.

I am recovering but it’s sure slower than what I thought it would be.  Still going to therapy every blasted day.  The first week, my youngest daughter in love took me to all my appointments but she does have a lot of work to do so this past week I’ve been driving myself and will continue to do so.  Yes, it is painful and no, I can’t drive on pain pills but am making do.

Am going to get better…am getting tired of trying to eat with my right hand and most definitely am missing being able to paint.

I know all y’all probably have questions I haven’t answered, but I need to end this for now.  If I’ve chatted and shared information with you, you have my permission to share that information with the rest of our friends. If my ears start burning, I’ll know my friends are chatting about me. LOL


thank you for the sunshine

Monday, June 19, 2017

Life In 1910 America

12 Crazy Facts About Life In 1910 America That Will Make You Appreciate Today.  A Lot.
 
Talk about perspective.  We really do live an exceedingly comfortable life compared to those who lived 100 years ago.  Check it out.
 
The average life expectancy for men was 47 years.

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14% of the homes had a bathtub

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8% of the homes had a telephone.
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There were only 8,000 cars and only 144 miles of paved roads.

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The maximum speed limit in most cities was 10-12 mph.

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The average American wage in 1910 was 22 cents per hour, and the average worker made between $200 and $400 per year.

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More than 95% of all births took place at home.

99% of all doctors had no college education. Instead, they attended so-called medical schools, many of which were condemned in the press and the government as 'substandard.'

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Eggs cost 14 cents a dozen.

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Most women only washed their hair once a month, and used Borax or egg yolks for shampoo.

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Crossword puzzles, canned beer, and iced tea hadn't been invented yet.

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20% of adults could not read or write and only 6% of Americans had graduated from high school.

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Courtesy of Inspire More

Sunday, June 18, 2017

The Truth About Cleaning

Like me, you probably have a love-hate relationship with cleaning and organizing. While I do love to have everything at home in order, it does require a lot of time and effort. To lighten my mood, and my load of chores, I came across these hilarious quotes that sum up exactly how I feel about cleaning. Do you agree?


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Courtesy of BabaMail

Saturday, June 17, 2017

Friday, June 16, 2017

Only Seen in Africa

Africa is a huge place, home to many cultures, cities and different lifestyles. But if you travel enough, you may encounter certain things that you won't  find anywhere else...

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Courtesy of BabaMail

Some of these can be seen in the Southern US and South America as well as in Africa. 

Thursday, June 15, 2017

Obvious Signs

16 Hilarious Signs That State the Obvious
We live in a world where I suppose it's better to be safe than sorry, especially when it comes to health and safety. However, you do wonder whether these hilarious signs take this idea a bit too far! If there was a prize for stating the obvious, the winner might just come from this list...

1. Good to know...
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2. You mean to say it isn't just lemon flavored?!?
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3. Wow, there's never a good time to have to stop drilling through your friend's head?
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4. Stop, or be stopped by force...
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5. For anybody tempted to feed their children to crocodiles!
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6. How many people stepped right off the balcony before they put this sign up?
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7. A sign catering for those few people capable of teleportation.
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8. Don't just delve right in!
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9. A fairly sensible plan, in the circumstances.
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10. I remember being told this on my driving test.
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11. Even if you are really, really thirsty?
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12. If the children survive the crocodile enclosure, try not to set them on fire as well.
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13. But it looks so comfortable!
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14. So where does that hatch lead?
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15. Toilet techniques for the easily confused...
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16. And for the avoidance of doubt!
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