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Sunday, June 4, 2017
A guy is looking for a place to sit in a crowded library. He asked a girl in a university library:
Do you mind if I sit beside you?
The girl replied in a loud voice: "I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!”
All the students in the library started staring at the guy; he was truly embarrassed and moved to another table.
After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy's table and said with a laugh:
"I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking. I guess you felt embarrassed, right?”
The guy then responded in a loud voice: "$500 FOR ONE NIGHT? ... . . THAT'S ROBBERY!”
All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock.
The guy then whispered in her ear: "I study law: I know how to screw people."