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Thursday, May 30, 2013
Recently, I was diagnosed with A. A. A. D. D. - Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.
This is how it manifests itself:
I decide to water my garden.
As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide my car needs washing.
As I start toward the garage, I notice that there is mail on the porch table that I brought up from the mail box earlier.
I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.
I lay my car keys down on the table, put the junk mail in the rubbish bin under the table, and notice that the bin is full.
So, I put the bills back on the table and decide to take out the rubbish first.
But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox when I take out the garbage anyway, I may as well pay the bills first.
I take my cheque book off the table, and see that there is only one cheque left. My extra cheques are in my desk in the study, so I go inside the house to my desk where I find the can of coke that I had been drinking.
I'm going to look for my cheques, but first I need to push the coke aside so that I don't accidentally knock it over. I see that the coke is getting warm, and I decide I should put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold.
As I head toward the kitchen with the coke, a vase of flowers on the counter catches my eye; they need to be watered.
I place the coke down on the work surface, and I discover my reading glasses that I've been searching for all morning.
I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water the flowers.
I set the glasses back down on the work top, fill a container with water and suddenly I spot the TV remote. Someone has left it on the kitchen table.
I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, I will be looking for the remote, but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table, so I decide to put it back in the lounge where it belongs, but first I'll water the flowers.
I pour some water in the flowers, but quite a bit of it spills on the floor. So, I set the remote back down on the table, get some towels and wipe up the spill.
Then, I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do.
Wednesday, May 29, 2013
Tuesday, May 28, 2013
Monday, May 27, 2013
1. Cheese Burger Crown Crust Pizza by Pizza Hut, Middle East
Bored of the regular cheese topped pizza crust with the conventional toppings? This dish is sure a surprise to all pizza lovers. The “Crown Crust Carnival” in Middle East invites you to gorge on a pizza covered with beef, tomatoes, lettuce and a tinge of exceptional excitement. That is a ring of mini cheeseburger over the crust with a Pizza Hut’s special sauce. The brand also offers Chicken Fillet Crown Crust Pizza for chicken lovers that are topped with chicken fingers instead of the cheeseburgers.
2. Gouda Shrimp- Cutlet Sandwich, KFC, Japan
Fly off to Japan to dwell into the lusciously looking Colonel’s secret recipe burger that just flooded the Japanese markets becoming the hottest invention in the fast food race. This particular burger has a chunk of cheese filled with shrimp and is then deep fried. Hence, the burger is served.
3. Mega Mac, McDonalds, UAE
The huge sensation of Mega Mac, an entry in the menu of McDonalds, UAE is no doubt an everlasting uproar. While other countries citizens feel satisfied with their two buns and a single patty burger, UAE offers a double dose. The Big Macs are made up of four layers of beef and three buns. Mega Mac is a meal combination of two Big Macs.
4. Green Tea Blizzard, Dairy Queen. Thailand
Dairy Queen has undergone an amazing twist of turning a healthy element that is used to cure cancer into an icy dessert. While the rest of world shall stay satisfied with their Oreo Blizzards, this new addition will take away the breath of whoever touches it.
5. Dry pork and Seaweed Donut, Dunkin’ Donuts, China
The country known for serving all kinds of living species on a plate serves a donut that is most yearned for. Of course a chocolate or sugar glazed donut doesn't count for a fulfilling breakfast. However, this non vegetarian pastry covered with dehydrated and pulverized pig along with seaweed chunks is meant to make the first meal of the day highly enjoyable.
6. Mac ‘n’ Cheese Pizza, Pizza Hut, Germany
Tired of eating the conventional pizza full of cheese and toppings? This pizza overshadowed many other pizzas on the Germany’s Pizza Hut menu. A pie smothered with pasta and topped with cheese sauce makes taste buds swell and water.
7. Tower Burger, KFC, Australia
What an irony it is that the restaurant that evolved from the US is making a menu different from the outlets in its home country. Dig in with a tall burger consisting for a fried-chicken patty crowned with hash brown, tomato sauce, gooey cheese, lots of lettuce and mayonnaise. Cherish it all, rest of the world!
8. Jelly and Ice Cream, Burger King, UK
UK seems to have taken the American Jell-O, revamped it and came up with the delectable strawberry flavored jelly crowned with ice-cream. Ta da! We present Jelly and Ice cream that is meant to wobble the taste buds and make the spectator weep for a bite!
9. Veg Shammi, Subway, India
Vegans in America are devoid of this great sandwich that Indians seem to totally die for. A kebab made up of lentils and garlic and served with a topping of onions inside fresh crusted bread is a bull’s eye in the wake of increasing vegan-ism.
10. Nacho’s fries, Wendy’s, Japan
Japanese no longer have to undergo a dilemma as to what to choose between nachos and fries. They can have both with Wendy’s Nacho fries that are deep fried potatoes (regular fries) topped with guacamole, chili, cheese and jalapeno peppers.
The USA needs to buck up!
Sunday, May 26, 2013
Saturday, May 25, 2013
Friday, May 24, 2013
Thank you so much Lillie...I definitely agree!
Make sure you turn up the sound so you can hear the conversation between the two men at the very beginning. LOL
Hope you enjoy!
Thursday, May 23, 2013
A girl came skipping home from school one day.
"Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde?" the girl said.
"Yes, it's because you're blonde," said the mommy.
The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
"Yes, it's because you're blonde."
The next day the girl came skipping home from school. Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.
"Very good," said her embarrassed mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?"
"No Honey, it's because you're 24."
Wednesday, May 22, 2013
Tuesday, May 21, 2013
One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.
As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a condom!
When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat.
The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist. "Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?" pointing to the bowl.
"Oh yes!" she replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease.
Do you know, I haven't had the flu all winter."
Monday, May 20, 2013
Christina wants to make a sacrifice in her Mom’s name so she is shaving her head bald…yes BALD to raise funds for and awareness of this disease. You can read Christina’s post regarding her decision here.
Can you take a moment and support her with this goal?
Maybe you could have your date night “in” for one week and donate the amount you would have spent.
Please donate whatever you can…if one dollar is all you can afford, please donate it…that’s one more dollar towards her goal…every penny helps and is gratefully accepted.
Contributions are 100% confidential (You can use a nickname and false address unless you're Canadian and require a tax receipt).
If you can't afford to give financially, please leave a comment supporting Christina…I’m sure she will share all of the comments with her mother.
Please click this link to make a donation and/or leave a supportive comment for Christina and her mother:
All you have to do is follow up your donation by entering a comment on Blondie's blog in the Being Bald is Sexy post.
The raffle drawing will be held 8.June.13.
I would love to see us exceed Christina’s goal by at least 50%…do you think we can do it? Sending you a BIG THANK YOU in advance as I have faith that this awesome community is going to support Christina and her Mom in this!!
Sunday, May 19, 2013
Minelle from My Breath …a lovely, loving lady who gives so much to her friends, family, students and community.
Ami from Ami's Star Song …another lovely, loving lady who also gives so much to her friends, family, students and community.
I do believe that Minelle and Ami were separated at birth…they are so much alike in their giving and supportive hearts. These two, along with Dana from Learning to Follow His Lead, Ana from governingana, Ward and June from The Dish with Ward and June, Christina from Red Booty Woman and Lillie from At Ian & Lillie's Place have been a tower of strength for me during the trying times with my mom.
We interrupt this post for a brief update:
I brought my mom home from rehab yesterday…she will have home health visiting daily and someone in the clean, do laundry, take out trash and change bedding once a week. She’s on a waiting list for ‘Meals on Wheels’. Still not allowed to drive so she’s going to be a bit housebound…will see how we do…interesting so far.Now back to our scheduled post…
Thank you to all of you in blog land who sent prayers, healing energy, positive thoughts and supportive messages and email.
(not so) Quiet Sara from Quiet Sara and the StrongMan …a newbie to our community but she fits in so well I feel she has been here so much longer. A wonderful asset!
Viola from Purple Explosion…another newbie to blogging but she has been a lurker/commenter for a while. Another wonderful asset who a positive outlook.
I did not write nearly enough to do justice to any of these lovely ladies…if you have visited their blogs, you know how special they are. If you haven’t, I encourage you to go visit and make their acquaintance…your life will definitely be enriched!
The idea is for bloggers to present the sun-loving flower to other bloggers who "creatively and positively inspire others in the blogosphere". Each one of the above ladies are definitely a positive inspiration!
If you want to join in the fun, the rules for the SUNSHINE AWARD are to:
- Thank the person who gave you the award in your blog post. (Done)
- Complete the Q & A below in your blog post. (Done)
- Pass on the award to 10-12 deserving and inspiring bloggers, inform them and link to their blogs. (Done…in my own way )
Favorite Color: Purple, Red, Hot Pink, Marine Blue, Emerald Green…awww heck…just love colors! Really depends on my mood which colors.
Favorite Animal: I have two cats that allow me to live here…three if you count the cat someone dumped who allows me to feed her outside. I also love dogs but my lifestyle has not been conducive to allowing me to share my home with a dog. I really love the wild cats in the zoo…lions, tigers, leopards, pumas, etc. I can spend absolutely hours just visiting that section.
Favorite Number: 6, 7, 8, 10, 28 and of course any number that has at least six zero’s behind it and was added to my bank account.
Favorite Non-alcoholic Drink: Diet Coke (not Pepsi) with lime and water with lemon.
Facebook or Twitter: Facebook…only way to keep track of my kids. Twitter…nope.
Your Passion: Family, friends, living life to the fullest. I once heard a song when I was very young and don’t remember the name of the song or any of the verses but the refrain was “What’s the use of livin’ if you can’t have any fun, what’s the use of lovin’ if you can’t love everyone, life’s all for livin’ and I’m all for givin’ it a try.” Even though I don’t always succeed, I do try to follow this.
Giving or getting presents: Definitely love finding just the right gift for someone…especially when they aren’t expecting it. Getting presents has a tendency to make me uncomfortable…don’t ask…haven’t got a clue…
Favorite Day: Sunny from AimlessRamblings gave the best answer and it is so true, I just had to borrow it…Everyday I wake up! Today is the first day of the rest of your life.
Favorite Flowers: Hibiscus, Tulips, Iris, Lily of the Valley, Edelweiss, Pansies, Roses, Carnations…Could keep going…I like flowers.
Nominations…I consider all of you who come visit my blog to be special and inspiring. In addition, some of you don’t have blogs…so I am not going to pick just 10 – 12 of you.
Here are Cat’s Rules…
- You are reading this post…consider yourself nominated!
- If you have a blog and want to…copy the rules and the picture to your blog and follow the rules.
- If you don’t have a blog or have a blog and don’t want to do a post, answer one or more of the questions in your comments here.
- If you don’t want to answer any of the questions here or on your own blog (if you have one)…that’s ok also! Just enjoy!
Saturday, May 18, 2013
Friday, May 17, 2013
WARNING: Ladies, the consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an obliviot.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing with you.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting your ass kicked.
Thursday, May 16, 2013
Wednesday, May 15, 2013
Tuesday, May 14, 2013
Monday, May 13, 2013
One day she goes up and knocks on a biker's door. A big, hairy, bearded biker with tattoos all over his arms answers. She proclaims, "I want to join your club."
The guy was quite amused, but says she needs to meet certain biker requirements in order to join he explains. The biker asks; "Do you have a motorcycle?
The little old lady replies, "Yep, my bike's parked over there," and points to a flamed black Harley chopper in the driveway.
The biker asks, "Do you drink?"
The little old lady replies, "Yep, drink like a fish. I'll drink everyone in your club under the table."
The biker asks, "Do you smoke?"
The little old lady replies, "Yep, smoke like a chimney. At least 2 packs of cigarettes and three joints a day and a couple more in the evening, while I'm shooting pool."
The biker is becoming very impressed and asks, "Last question, have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?"
The little old lady thinks for a minute and says, "Nope, but I've been swung around by my nipples a few times."
Sunday, May 12, 2013
"Have you ever seen a twenty dollar bill all crumpled up?" asked the wife.
"No," said her husband.
She gave him a sexy little smile, slowly reached into her cleavage and pulled out a crumpled twenty dollar bill.
"Have you ever seen a fifty all crumpled up?" she asked.
"Uh, no," he said.
She gave him another sexy little smile, seductively reached into her panties and pulled out a crumpled fifty dollar bill.
"Now," she said, "Have you ever seen 40,000 dollars all crumpled up?"
"No," he said, now really intrigued.
"Well, go look in the garage..."
Oops! Not sure that’s the way I would announce it!
Saturday, May 11, 2013
Friday, May 10, 2013
Thursday, May 9, 2013
There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00.
"Why so little," she asked the pet store owner.
The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of prostitution, and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff."
The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird anyway.
She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something.
The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, "New house, new madam."
The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought "that's not so bad."
When her two teenage daughters returned from school the bird saw them and said, "New house, new madam, new girls."
The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then began to laugh about the situation.
Moments later, the woman's husband, Keith, came home from work.
The bird looked at him and said, "Hi Keith."