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Thursday, May 23, 2013

Because You’re Blonde


A girl came skipping home from school one day.

"Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!"

"Very good," said her mother.

"Is it because I'm blonde?" the girl said.

"Yes, it's because you're blonde," said the mommy.


The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!"

"Very good," said her mother.

"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"

"Yes, it's because you're blonde."


The next day the girl came skipping home from school. Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!"  And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.

"Very good," said her embarrassed mother.

"Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?"





"No Honey, it's because you're 24."



LOL
 

10 comments:

  1. Snort! That was a surprise ending, lol :-p

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    1. LOL June...sure was and got a snort out of you! ;)

      Hugs and Blessings,
      Cat

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  2. Yuk - my natural blond daughter hates these jokes.

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    1. LOL Sunny...so are you going to send this to her? ;)

      Blessings,
      Cat

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  3. HA! Ya know Cat, I was kinda thinking (hoping?!) this was going to be an anti-blonde joke (dirty blonde here;) until I got to the end lol. Why mess with what works though, right? :)

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    1. Sorry Tess...can only go with what I receive. Did post a smart blonde joke a few months ago. Don't remember quite when but do think I labeled it 'Blonde' if you haven't seen it. Ya gotta admit...this was funny. ;)

      Blessings,
      Cat

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  4. LoL Cat, didn't see that coming. Priceless!

    Hugs,
    Roz

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    1. LOL Gotcha Roz! Happy you enjoyed it! ;)

      Hugs and Blessings,
      Cat

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  5. LOL...Cat , good one...

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it ML. ;)

      Blessings,
      Cat

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