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Sunday, May 5, 2013

Scottish Ingenuity

3 guys, 1 Irish, 1 English and 1 Scot, are walking along the beach one day and come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
 
"I give you each one wish, that's three wishes in total", says the Genie.

The Irish guy says, "I am a fisherman, my Dad's a fisherman, his Dad was a fisherman and my son will be one too.  I want all the oceans full of fish for all eternity."

So, with a blink of the Genie's eye "AlKaZoom" the oceans were teaming with fish.


The English guy was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around England, protecting her, so that nothing will get in for all eternity.

Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye "AlkaZoom - POOF" there was a huge wall around England.


The Scot asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall."

The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick, protecting England so that nothing can get in or out."

The Scot says, "Ach, fill it up with water."




14 comments:

  1. Did Minelle's husband really just drown Ami and Starman?

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    1. LOL Willie...nah Ami and her Starman can swim and we would have gone in with boats. ;)

      Blessings,
      Cat

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  2. Wilma!!! LOL!
    I am telling!
    They are an ingenious lot!
    Thanks for the laugh Cat!

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it Minelle. ;)

      Blessings,
      Cat

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it C. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings,
      Cat

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  4. that wasn't very nice to the english people! for shame! :) funny tho, cat!

    hugs,
    m.

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    1. LOL Maryanne...happy you enjoyed it. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings,
      Cat

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  5. As a born brit I take offence ... just kidding :) Lol, thanks for the laugh Cat.

    Hugs,
    Roz

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    1. LOL Roz...happy you enjoyed it. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings,
      Cat

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  6. Very funny - no offence to the Limeys. ;)
    hugs
    lillie

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    1. Good one Lillie! Happy you enjoyed it. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings,
      Cat

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  7. He drowned us as well :((
    very funny Cat.
    love Jan.xx

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    1. No way Jan! You and hubby can swim can't ya? We'll come get you in the same boat when we fetch Ami and Starman! ;)

      Hugs and Blessings,
      Cat

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