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Wednesday, September 30, 2015

The Interview

A young blonde woman goes to an office for a job interview.
 
The interviewer decides to start with the basics. "So, miss, can you tell us your age, please?"

The blonde counts carefully on her fingers for about 3 seconds before replying "Ehh...25!"


The interviewer tries another straightforward one to break the ice. "And can you tell us your height, please?"

The young lady stands up and produces a measuring tape from her handbag.  She then traps one end under her foot and extends the tape to the top of her head. She checks the measurement and announces, "Five foot three!"


This isn't looking good so the interviewer goes for the real basics. "And ehh, just to confirm for our records, your name please?"

The blonde bobs her head from side to side for about twenty seconds, mouthing something silently to herself, before replying "Stephanie".


The interviewer is completely baffled at this stage, so he asks, "Just out of curiosity, miss.  We can understand your counting on your fingers to work out your age, and the measuring tape for your height is obvious, but what were you doing when we asked you your name?"


"Ohh that!" replies the blonde, "That's just me running through 'Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you...'"

Monday, September 28, 2015

Sunday, September 27, 2015

Have I ever, ever, ever…

Our darlin’ Ami over at Ami's Starsong shared the following on her blog and several have answered her questions on their blogs.  Here are my answers…hope you enjoy! Winking smile

Have you ever, ever, ever in your long-legged life...
1. Stood on top of a very high mountain or cliff, looking down at the countryside or out to sea?
Yes…from the Grand Canyon to the mountains in Colorado to the mountains in California…never fails to inspire.
2. Lay on your back on a hot summer's night, listening to the crickets chirping and watching the satellites as they chase each other across the heavens?
Yes…did it all the time as a child as well as with my children when they were young and with Matthew…don’t do it so much by myself.
3. Skinny dipped at midnight?
Oh yes…and at dusk and noon and many other times. Much prefer no suit.
4. Intentionally or inadvertently swum with sharks?
Not that I’m aware of but haven’t swum in the ocean for years.
5. Broken a bone in your body?
To quote Cassie…”interesting way you phrased the question.” I haven’t broken any bones but did have my wrist fractured playing volleyball as well as had my sternum fractured while horsing around with my ex and boys. Also have had my knee and elbow dislocated...at different times.
6. Driven a car at speeds in excess of 120 mph?
Oh yes…a few times...and didn’t get caught! Absolutely loved the 70’s muscle cars…they could move!
7. Played "Pooh Sticks"?
When my sons were little.
8. Run in a "pancake" race?
It involves running so the answer is a big N.O.!
9. Have your eyelashes dyed?
Nope…have used different colors of mascara though.
10. Ridden a horse naked?
Haven’t ridden a horse since I was a child so the answer is definitely NO.
11. Punted down the river?
Nope…only punting I know has to do with football.
12. Playing tennis in a short white tennis skirt whilst wearing minimal knickers?
Don’t like playing tennis and haven’t done it since it was mandatory in high school.
13. Helped an inebriated husband up the stairs at 2 in the morning?
Oh yes…more than once.  But sometimes just left him on the couch or floor.
14. Been too scared to get out of a swimming pool whilst on holiday, due to a very large Doberman sitting on the edge watching you?
No…have never had anything or anyone keep me from getting out of a pool. FYI…have never been scared of dogs, no matter how big.
15. Sat in a deck chair happily whilst the sound of leather on willow echoes distantly in your ears?
When I first read this question, I thought it was “Sat in a deck chair happily whilst the sound of leather echoed on your bum!” LOL Yes, I have relaxed in deck chairs and listened to many things but never leather on willow…whatever that is.
16. Taken a ride on the Maid of the Mist under Niagara Falls?
No but it is on my bucket list.
17. Climbed up something and been too scared witless to climb back down?
No, have climbed up many things, but never been too afraid to climb back down.
18. Too liberal with "Eau de Cologne" which then ran down where it shouldn't inside knickers?
Ummmm…guilty! Nuff said!
19. Made snow angels?
Many times as a child and when my boys were young. Also made sand angels when I visited the beach.
20. Lost a shoe in a ploughed field in a moonlight walk home after a party?
I have lost a few things in plowed and planted fields *snicker* but never a shoe.
21. Shrieked loudly, due to being spanked hard, and frightened away a visitor who ran back down the drive and now you will never know who was about to knock at your door?
I know I have been heard more than once but if I scared someone away, never knew about it.

Saturday, September 26, 2015

Checking Meters

Two gas company servicemen, a training supervisor and a young trainee, were out checking meters in a suburban neighborhood.

They parked their truck at the end of the alley and worked their way to the other end. At the last house a woman watched through her kitchen window as the two men checked her gas meter.

Finishing the meter check, the supervisor challenged his younger co-worker to a footrace down the alley back to the truck…just to prove that an older guy could outrun a younger one.

As they came running up to the truck, they realized the lady from the last house was huffing and puffing right behind them. Naturally, they stopped and asked her what was wrong.


Gasping for breath, she replied, "When I see two gas men running as hard as you two were, I figure I'd better run too!"

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Friday, September 25, 2015

Children Are Quick

Here are more giggles courtesy of our darlin’ Ami over at Ami's Starsong. Enjoy! Open-mouthed smile



TEACHER: Why are you late?
STUDENT: Class started before I got here.

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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

(I Love this child)

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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!

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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.
Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand…

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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mum is a good cook.

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TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's...Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.

(I want to adopt this kid!!!)

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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher

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Pass it around and make someone laugh.
 
Due to current economic conditions the light Light bulb at the end of the tunnel has been turned off !


Thursday, September 24, 2015

A Man's Age According To Home Depot

Meredith’s Jack over at New Twist, After All These Years sent this one along…go ahead and share it with your guy but just make sure you let him know it is from Jack and not me! Open-mouthed smile  Hope you enjoy!



You are in the middle of some home projects: putting in a new fence, painting the porch, planting some flowers and fixing a broken door lock.

You are hot and sweaty, covered with dirt, lawn clippings and  paint. You have your old work clothes on.  You know the outfit -- shorts with a hole in the  crotch, an old T-shirt with a stain from who-knows-what, and an old pair of tennis shoes.

Right  in the middle of these tasks you realize that you need to run to Home Depot for supplies. 

Depending on your age you might  do the following:
In  your 20s: 
Stop  what you are doing.  Shave, take a shower, blow dry your  hair, brush your teeth, floss and put on clean clothes. Check yourself in the mirror and flex.  Add a dab of your  favorite cologne because, you never know, you just might meet  some hot chick while standing in the checkout line.  And  yes, you went to school with the pretty girl running the register.

In  your 30s: 
Stop what you are doing, put on clean shorts and shirt.  Change  your shoes.  You married the hot chick so no need for much  else. Wash your hands and comb your hair.  Check  yourself in the mirror.   Still got it!  Add a  shot of your favorite cologne to cover the smell.  The cute girl running the register is the kid sister of someone you went  to school with.

In  your 40s: 
Stop what you are doing.  Put on a sweatshirt that is long enough to cover the hole in the crotch of your shorts.  Put on different shoes and a hat.  Wash your hands. Your bottle of Brut is almost empty, so don't waste any of it on a  trip to Home Depot.  Check yourself in the mirror and do  more sucking in than flexing.  The hot young thing running the register is your daughter's age and you feel weird about  thinking she's spicy.

In  your 50s: 
Stop what you are doing.  Put on a hat.  Wipe the dirt off your hands onto your shirt. Change shoes because you  don't want to get dog crap in your new sports car.  Check  yourself in the mirror and swear not to wear that shirt anymore  because it makes you look fat. The cutie running the register  smiles when she sees you coming and you think you still have it.  Then you remember -- the hat you have on is from  Bubba's Bait & Beer Bar and it says,  'I Got Worms  '

In  your 60s: 
Stop what you are doing.  No need for a hat any more.  Hose the dog crap off your shoes. The mirror was shattered when you  were in your 50s.  You hope you have underwear on so  nothing hangs out the hole in your pants.  The girl running  the register may be cute but you don't have your glasses on, so  you're not sure.

In  your 70s: 
Stop  what you are doing.  Wait to go to Home Depot until you call the drug store to have your prescriptions ready for pickup too and check your grocery list for a quick stop there.  Got to save trips!  Don't even notice the dog crap on your shoes. The young thing at the register stares at you and you  realize your balls are hanging out the hole in your crotch… who  cares.

In  your 80s:
Stop what you are doing.  Start again.  Then stop again.  Now you remember you need to go to Home  Depot.  You go to Wal-Mart instead. You went to  school with the old lady greeter.  You wander around trying to remember what you are looking for. Then you fart out loud and turn around thinking someone called your name.

In  your 90s & beyond: 
What's  a home deep hoe?   Something for my garden?   Where am I?   Who am  I?   Why am I reading this? Did I send it?   Did you?   Who farted?

Wednesday, September 23, 2015

Darwin Awards

The following giggles are courtesy of our Ella over at Ella Ever AfterHope you enjoy! Open-mouthed smile



Yes, it's that magical time of year again when the Darwin Awards are bestowed, honoring the least evolved among us.

Here is the glorious winner:
1. When his 38 caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim.  He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again. This time it worked.
 
And now, the honorable mentions:
2. The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat cutting machine and after a little shopping around, submitted a claim to his insurance company. The company expecting negligence sent out one of its men to have a look for himself. He tried the machine and he also lost a finger…The chef's claim was approved.

3. A man who shoveled snow for an hour to clear a space for his car during a blizzard in Chicago returned with his vehicle to find a woman had taken the space. Understandably, he shot her.

4. After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean bus driver found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed to be transporting from Harare to Bulawayo had escaped. Not wanting to admit his incompetence, the driver went to a nearby bus stop and offered everyone waiting there a free ride. He then delivered the passengers to the mental hospital, telling the staff that the patients were very excitable and prone to bizarre fantasies. The deception wasn't discovered for three days.

5. An American teenager was in the hospital recovering from serious head wounds received from an oncoming train. When asked how he received the injuries, the lad told police that he was simply trying to see how close he could get his head to a moving train before he was hit.

6. A man walked into a Louisiana Circle-K, put a $20 bill on the counter, and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled, leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he got from the drawer... $15.  [If someone points a gun at you and gives you money, is a crime committed?]

7. Seems an Arkansas guy wanted some beer pretty badly.. He decided that he'd just throw a cinder block through a liquor store window, grab some booze, and run. So he lifted the cinder block and heaved it over his head at the window. The cinder block bounced back and hit the would-be thief on the head, knocking him unconscious. The liquor store window was made of Plexiglas. The whole event was caught on videotape...

8. As a female shopper exited a New York convenience store, a man grabbed her purse and ran. The clerk called 911 immediately, and the woman was able to give them a detailed description of the snatcher. Within minutes, the police apprehended the snatcher. They put him in the car and drove back to the store. The thief was then taken out of the car and told to stand there for a positive ID. To which he replied, "Yes, officer, that's her. That's the lady I stole the purse from."

9.. The Ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man walked into a Burger King in Ypsilanti , Michigan at 5 A.M., flashed a gun, and demanded cash. The clerk turned him down because he said he couldn't open the cash register without a food order. When the man ordered onion rings, the clerk said they weren't available for breakfast...The man, frustrated, walked away.

10. When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a Seattle street by sucking on a hose, he got much more than he bargained for... Police arrived at the scene to find a very sick man curled up next to a motor home near spilled sewage. A police spokesman said that the man admitted to trying to steal gasoline, but he plugged his siphon hose into the motor home's sewage tank by mistake. The owner of the vehicle declined to press charges saying that it was the best laugh he'd ever had.

In the interest of bettering mankind, please share these with friends and family...unless of course one of these individuals by chance is a distant relative or long lost friend. In that case, be glad they are distant and hope they remain lost.



Remember...They walk among us, they can reproduce, and they vote!!!!!

Tuesday, September 22, 2015

British Humour Is Different

Our darlin’ Ami over at Ami's Starsong sent the following giggles for us.  Hope you enjoy. Winking smile




These are classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K. Newspapers:

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old,
Hateful little bastard.
Bites!
 
FREE PUPPIES
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog.
 
FREE PUPPIES.
Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
 
COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.
 
JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer £100.
 
WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .
Worn once by mistake.
Call Stephanie.

And the WINNER is...

FOR SALE BY OWNER.
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.
 


Statement of the Century
Thought from the Greatest Living Scottish Thinker, Billy Connolly…
"If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?"

Monday, September 21, 2015

A Can of Peaches

Meredith’s Jack over at New Twist, After All These Years is at it again.  Hope you enjoy!
 


A very cranky old woman was arrested for shoplifting at a grocery store. 

She gave everyone a hard time, from the store manager to the security guard to the arresting officer who took her away.

She complained and criticized everything and everyone throughout the process.



When she appeared before the judge, the judge asked her what she had stolen from the store.

The lady defiantly replied, "Just one stupid can of peaches."



The judge then asked why she had  done it.

She replied, "I was hungry and forgot to bring any cash to the store."



The judge asked how many peaches were in the can.

She replied in a nasty tone, "Nine!  But why do you care about that?"



The judge answered patiently, "Well, ma'am, because I'm going to give you nine days in jail…one day for each peach."




As the judge was about to drop his gavel, the lady's long-suffering husband raised his hand slowly and asked if he might speak.

The judge said, "Yes sir, do you have something to add?"



The husband said meekly, "Your Honor, she also stole a can of peas."

Uh Oh!  He’d better pray the judge locks her up and throws away the key. Winking smile

Sunday, September 20, 2015

The Blondes are Back!

Meredith’s Jack over at New Twist, After All These Years is at it again.  I have shared a few of these over the past few years but they are all funny so thought I’d just keep them together.  Hope you enjoy!  Smile  Oh and Jack...I am not a blonde but even if I were, I would still enjoy these!  LOL




A blonde & her husband are lying in bed listening to the next door neighbor's dog.
It has been in the backyard barking for hours & hours.
The blonde jumps up out of bed and says, "I've had enough of this".
She goes downstairs.
The blonde finally comes back up to bed and her husband says, "The dog is still barking, what have you been doing?"
The blonde says, "I put the dog in our backyard...let's see how THEY like it!




Two Blondes With Hammers...
Lisa & Judy were doing some carpenter work on a Habitat for Humanity House. 
Lisa was nailing down house siding, would reach into her nail pouch, pull out a nail & either toss it over her shoulder or nail it in.
Judy, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, 'Why are you throwing those nails away?'
Lisa explained, 'When I pull a nail out of my pouch, about half of them have the head on the wrong end & I throw them away.'
Judy got completely upset & yelled, 'You moron! Those nails aren't defective!  They're for the other side of the house!'




Did you hear about the two blondes who froze to death in a drive-in movie?
They had gone to see 'Closed for the Winter.'




You might have to think twice about this one.
A blonde hurried into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off.
'How did this happen?' the emergency room doctor asked her.
'Well, I was trying to commit suicide,' the blonde replied.
'What?' sputtered the doctor. 'You tried to commit suicide by shooting
off your finger?'
'No, silly' the blonde said. 'First I put the gun to my chest, & then I thought, 'I just paid $6, 000.00 for these implants...I'm not shooting myself in the chest.'
'So then?' asked the doctor.
'Then I put the gun in my mouth, & I thought, 'I just paid $3,000.00 to get my teeth straightened. I'm not shooting myself in the mouth.'
'So then?'
'Then I put the gun to my ear, & I thought: 'This is going to make a loud noise. 
So I put my finger in my other ear before I pulled the trigger.
This one is my favorite!




A blonde was driving home after a game & got caught in a really bad hailstorm.
Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to a repair shop.
The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he decided to have some fun...He told her to go home and blow into the tail pipe really hard, & all the dents would pop out.
So, the blonde went home, got down on her hands & knees & started blowing into her tailpipe.  Nothing happened.  So she blew a little harder, & still nothing happened.
Her blonde roommate saw her & asked, 'What are you doing?'
The first blonde told her how the repairman had instructed her to blow into the
tail pipe in order to get all the dents to pop out.
The roommate rolled her eyes & said, 'Uh, like hello!
You need to roll up the windows first.'



These are just too cute not to pass on!!!!
A blonde was shopping at Target & came across a shiny silver thermos.
She was quite fascinated by it, so she picked it up & took it to the clerk to ask what it was.
The clerk said, 'Why, that's a thermos...It keeps hot things hot,  and cold things cold.'
'Wow, said the blonde, 'that's amazing...I'm going to buy it!'
So she bought the thermos & took it to work the next day.
Her boss saw it on her desk.
'What's that,' he asked?
'Why, that's a thermos...It keeps hot things hot & cold things cold,' she replied.
Her boss inquired, 'What do you have in it?'
The blond replied...'Two popsicles & some coffee.'



And Last But NOT Least
A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out.
Her boss asked sympathetically, 'What's the matter?'
The blonde replies, 'Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away.'
The boss, feeling sorry for her, says, 'Why don't you go home for the day? Take the day off to relax & rest.'
'Thanks, but I'd be better off here.  I need to keep my mind off it & I have the best chance of doing that here.'
The boss agrees & allows the blonde to work as usual.

A couple of hours pass & the boss decides to check on the blonde.
He looks out from his office & sees the blonde crying hysterically...
'What's so bad now? Are you gonna be okay?' he asks.
'No!' exclaims the blonde.
'I just received a horrible call from my sister. Her mother died, too!'
 
Blondes Are The Best!!! Open-mouthed smile

Saturday, September 19, 2015

A Man Confesses

A man goes into the confession booth at the church.

"Forgive me father, for I have sinned."

"What is your sin, my son?" Asks the priest.

"Well, about a month ago I was in the library until closing time, and when I wanted to leave it started to rain very heavily and didn't let up.  After some time me and the librarian lost our patience and...well..partied all night, if you catch my drift."

"That is bad but not horrible, my son," Said the priest, "if it is a one-time slip, God will forgive you."


"That's just the thing," said the man, "about a week ago I helped my neighbor fix her shutters, and when I wanted to go home it started raining heavily and..well...you know, all night long."


The priest remains silent.

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The man covers his face in his hands and starts sobbing, "what should I do now, father?"


"What should you DO??" Screamed the priest, "You should get out of here right now before it rains!"

Friday, September 18, 2015

What Daughter Discovered

My mother taught me to read when I was four years old (her first mistake).
 
One day, I was in the bathroom and noticed one of the cabinet doors was ajar.  I read the box in the cabinet.  I then asked my mother why she was keeping ‘napkins’ in the bathroom.  Didn’t they belong in the kitchen?
 
Not wanting to burden me with unnecessary facts about puberty at such an early age, she told me that those were for “special occasions.”
 

Now fast forward a few months…
It’s my Mother’s Birthday, and my folks are leaving to pick up the pastor and his wife for dinner.  Mom had assignments for all of us while they were gone.  Mine was to set the table.
 
When they returned, the pastor came in first and immediately burst into laughter.  Next came his wife who gasped, then began giggling.
 
Next came my father, who roared with laughter.  Then came Mom, who almost died of embarrassment when she saw each place setting on the table with a “special occasion” napkin at each plate, with the fork carefully arranged on top.
 
I had even tucked the little tails in so they didn’t hang off the edge!!
 
My mother asked me why I used these and, of course, my response sent the other adults into further fits of laughter.


“But, Mom, you SAID they were for special occasions!”


Life is too short for drama & petty things, so kiss slowly, laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly…and for heavens sake, use the good napkins whenever you can.

Pass this on to your friends who need a good laugh.

Thursday, September 17, 2015

SO!!! How's YOUR day going?

 
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Wednesday, September 16, 2015

Smokin' in the Rain

Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain.  Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.

Arlene: What in the hell is that?
Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Arlene: Where did you get it?
Jane: You can get them at any pharmacy.

The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local pharmacy and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.

The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what size, texture, brand of condom she prefers.


'Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel.'


The pharmacist fainted.

Tuesday, September 15, 2015

Thank You Rabbi

A priest was called away for an emergency.  Not wanting to leave the confessional unattended, he called his rabbi friend from across the street and asked him to cover for him.

The rabbi told him he wouldn't know what to say, but the priest told him to come on over and he'd stay with him for a little bit and show him what to do.

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The rabbi comes and he and the priest are in the confessional.
After a few minutes a woman comes in and says "Father forgive me for I have sinned."
The priest asks "What did you do?".
The woman says "I committed adultery."
Priest: "How many times?"
Woman: "Three times."
Priest: "Say two Hail Mary's, put $5 in the box and go and sin no more."
 
A few minutes later a man enters the confessional.
He says "Father forgive me for I have sinned."
Priest: "What did you do?"
Man: "I committed adultery."
Priest:"How many times?"
Man: "Three times."
Priest: "Say two Hail Mary's put $5 in the box and go and sin no more."
 
The rabbi tells the priest that he thinks he's got it so the priest leaves.
 
A few minutes later another woman enters and says "Father forgive me for I have sinned."
Rabbi: "What did you do?"
Woman: "I committed adultery."
Rabbi: "How many times?"
Woman: "Once."
Rabbi: "Go do it two more times. We have a special this week, three for $5."

Monday, September 14, 2015

Lines I Wish I’d Said!

I know you have seen some of these but you might find some new ones. 

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