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Wednesday, September 16, 2015

Smokin' in the Rain

Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain.  Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.

Arlene: What in the hell is that?
Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Arlene: Where did you get it?
Jane: You can get them at any pharmacy.

The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local pharmacy and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.

The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what size, texture, brand of condom she prefers.


'Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel.'


The pharmacist fainted.

14 comments:

  1. oh laughing so much! Hope you have had a good time Cat
    love Jan,xx

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it Jan. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  2. ROFLMAO, think I would faint too lol. Thanks Cat, hope you are having a great week.

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. You're welcome Roz...happy you enjoyed it. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  3. So funny.....think i will be smiling all day...
    hugs abby

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    1. Happy you enjoyed this Abby...hope you were smiling all day! ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  4. Oh Cat, that had me laughing. Thank you.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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    1. So happy you enjoyed it Ronnie. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it Sunny. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. ROFL Minelle. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  7. LoL, and I thought it would go more into the direction of smoking ... :) Thank you for the laugh, Cat.

    hugs

    Nina

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    1. You're very welcome Nina...happy you enjoyed it. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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