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Thursday, September 3, 2015

On the First Day

Here's an oldie but very funny goodie sent by our Abby over at finally finding "me"…hope you enjoy. Winking smile

On the first day, God created the dog and said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past.
For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years."
The dog said, "That's a long time to be barking.
How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?"
And God saw it was good.

On the second day, God created the monkey and said,
"Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh.
For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span."
The monkey said, "Monkey tricks for twenty years?
That's a pretty long time to perform.
How about I give you back ten like the dog did?"
And God, again saw it was good.

On the third day, God created the cow and said,
"You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family.
For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years."
The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?"
And God agreed it was good.

On the fourth day, God created humans and said,
"Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years."
But the human said, "Only twenty years?
Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back,
the ten the monkey gave back,
and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?"
"Okay," said God, "You asked for it."

So that is why for our first twenty years, we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves.
For the next forty years, we slave in the sun to support our family.
For the next ten years, we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years, we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.
Life has now been explained to you.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information.
I'm doing it as a public service.
If you are looking for me I will be on the front porch.


  1. Oh funny, serves us right for being greedy!!
    love Jan,xx

    1. LOL Jan...good point! ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

  2. Very funny. Thank you, Cat and abby.


    1. You're welcome happy you enjoyed it. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

  3. Love it! So funny LoL. Thanks Cat and Abby :)


    1. You're welcome Roz...happy you enjoyed it. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

  4. Oh, so NOW I get it!!! Lol!! Thanks for enlightening us all, Cat T and Abby! :). Thanks also for the morning laugh. Many hugs,

    <3 Katie T

    1. You're very welcome Cuz...just consider this your public service announcement for the week as well as your morning giggle. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

  5. This may be a joke, but there's a lot of truth to it.

    1. I agree Sunny...quite a bit of truth. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

  6. That's a good one. Thank you for the giggle, Cat.



    1. You're welcome Nina...happy you enjoyed it. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat


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