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Wednesday, September 30, 2015

The Interview

A young blonde woman goes to an office for a job interview.
 
The interviewer decides to start with the basics. "So, miss, can you tell us your age, please?"

The blonde counts carefully on her fingers for about 3 seconds before replying "Ehh...25!"


The interviewer tries another straightforward one to break the ice. "And can you tell us your height, please?"

The young lady stands up and produces a measuring tape from her handbag.  She then traps one end under her foot and extends the tape to the top of her head. She checks the measurement and announces, "Five foot three!"


This isn't looking good so the interviewer goes for the real basics. "And ehh, just to confirm for our records, your name please?"

The blonde bobs her head from side to side for about twenty seconds, mouthing something silently to herself, before replying "Stephanie".


The interviewer is completely baffled at this stage, so he asks, "Just out of curiosity, miss.  We can understand your counting on your fingers to work out your age, and the measuring tape for your height is obvious, but what were you doing when we asked you your name?"


"Ohh that!" replies the blonde, "That's just me running through 'Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you...'"

14 comments:

  1. Oh good grief *rolling eyes*. She hasn't got a chance! LoL. Thanks for the giggle Cat :)

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. You're welcome Roz...happy you enjoyed it. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  2. Blimey, that is blonde!!!
    love Jan,xx

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    1. Sure is Jan! ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  3. Giggling. On any day though, that could be me. lol

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    1. LOL Sunny...I remember my height but I have to do math to remember my age...and then I always shock myself by how old I am. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  4. Sheesh! I would really worry if I met someone like that!

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    1. Better start worrying Minelle. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  5. That had me laughing. Thanks Cat.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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    1. You're welcome Ronnie...happy to give you a laugh. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  6. And this is funny because? Isn't that how everyone does it?

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    1. ROFL Blondie...you are too cute! Thanks for the giggle. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  7. Haha, that was cute. Thank you for the giggle, Cat.

    hugs

    Nina

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    1. You're welcome Nina...happy you enjoyed it. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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