Golfer Loses Arm

How come whenever you visit the doctor or the hospital, there’s always “good news and bad news”?
For this golfer who lost an arm, you’d think it would all be bad news…

But…it wasn’t...



Sounds pretty bad so far, but it gets better.
 

In this case, it HAD to get better before it got worse…

WAY worse…


 

And the punchline please:

The Benefactor

A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It's after midnight. While enroute home he asks the cabby if he would be a witness. The man suspects his wife is having an affair and he wants to catch her in the act. For $100, the cabby agrees. 
 
Quietly arriving home, the husband and cabby tip toe into the bedroom. The husband switches on the lights, yanks the blanket back and there is his wife in bed with another man! 
The husband puts a gun to the naked man's head. 
 
The wife shouts, 'Don't do it ! I lied when I told you I inherited money:
HE paid for the Porsche I gave you.
HE paid for our new cabin cruiser.
HE paid for your football season tickets.
HE paid for our house on the lake.
HE paid for your Hawaiian golf vacation.
HE paid for our country club membership, and HE even pays the monthly dues!'
 
Shaking his head from side-to-side, the husband lowers the gun. He looks over at the cabby and says, 'What would you do?' 
 
The cabby replies, 'Me? I'd cover his ass with that blanket before he catches a cold!!'

When Leggings Go Wrong

When the warm months start up, the leggings come out. Often the very slim kind reveal more than we’d like – skin-colored leggings in particular can lead to all kinds of problems.

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What were these people thinking when they left the house? Either they are very, very short-sighted or simply very brave. In any case, they are entertaining.

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Proofreading

Examples Of Why Proofreading Is Rather Important…#13 Will Have You In Stitches
Proofreading, a very good skill to have.  Sure, we accept that everyone makes punctuation and spelling mistakes, but not usually like this!  The examples in this article will make you double take and ask yourself “did I read that right?”
 
Sure, it’s ok to make mistakes while writing or texting someone, however it’s not okay if your writing is on a public billboard!  Take a look at some of the signs that had us in laughter and tears.
 
1. Keep calm dude and don't hunt pedestrians.

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2. Sponge Bob is real?

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3. Well that's a good USP.

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4. Cultured.

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5. Great news, can I volunteer?

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6. It's good to know that. You're such a good employer.

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7. Why would you do that?

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8. Well you can't misinterpret this one, can you?

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9. Ladies and gentlemen, Americans have eaten the African continent.

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10. “The Proud Mommy“ grammar doesn't seem to ring any bell. Anyone?

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11. You are either a customer or a toad.

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12. This is what a porn area looks like apparently. Seems legit.

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13. Use commas or eat black people.

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14. Let me just say something, God Bless America!

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15. This is psychotic.

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What Would You Do?

Scary