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Sunday, February 17, 2013

Three Wishes

Phil, a smart and handsome young man, dressed in the latest fashion, walked into this local pub.
 
He noticed a woman gazing at him without blinking her big eyes.
 

Phil felt flattered so he walked up to the woman and said in his deepest voice, 'I'll do anything you wish, beautiful lady, for just £10 but on one condition.'
 

The woman appeared to be trapped in the moment and asked as if in a trance, 'What's your condition?'
 

Phil answered, 'Tell me your wish in just three words.'
 

There was a long pause, the woman opened her purse, counted out the money and handed it to the man along with her address.
 





She then looked deeply into his eyes and whispered, 'Clean my house.'



Hope this starts your week with a giggle.



22 comments:

  1. LOL. He can come clean mine when he's done.

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  2. Sign me up...other 3 word requests I would appreciate...do the laundry...clean the dishes...make dinner, please...pay my bills... :-) Have a great Monday!

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    1. Ooh I do like the sound of those also Terps! ;) Hope you had a great Monday.

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  3. Oh, yeah.....nothing is as exciting as a man with a vacuum cleaner. ;)
    hugs
    lillie

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    1. Got that right Lillie...A man pushing a vacuum cleaner can be very sexy. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings,
      Cat

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  4. That would be awesome! Can he come to my house next?
    Bea

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    1. If we can find him Bea, I'm next on the list...you're behind TL, Terps, Sunny and possibly Lillie. ;)

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  5. LOL....... I wish I could get someone to do that for me :)

    Callie

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  6. Love it. Thanks for the grins :)

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    1. You're very welcome Stormy...happy you enjoyed it. ;)

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  7. LOL. Thanks for the smile.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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    1. You're very welcome Ronnie...happy you enjoyed it. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings,
      Cat

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  8. LoL Cat, sign me up too!

    Hugs,
    Roz

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    1. LOL Roz...if we can find him, you're on the list behind me, TL, Terps, Sunny, possibly Lillie and Bea. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings,
      Cat

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  9. He's a bit of a cheap guy. Isn't he?

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    1. LOL Bas...maybe he just likes to grant favors to ladies. ;)

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  10. I wonder what you can get for $15?

    Love
    willie

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    1. LOL Willie...if we ever find him, I'll be sure to ask! ;)

      Blessings,
      Cat

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