A group of previous kindergartners were trying very hard to become accustomed to the first grade.
The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk!
"You need to use 'Grown-Up' words," she was always reminding them.
She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend.
"I went to visit my Nana."
"No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use 'Grown-Up' words!"
She then asked Mitchell what he had done.
"I took a ride on a choo-choo."
She said "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN.
You must remember to use 'Grown-Up' words."
She then asked little Alec what he had done.
"I read a book," he replied.
"That's WONDERFUL!" the teacher said. "What book did you read?"
Alec thought real hard about it, then puffed out his chest with great pride, and said, "Winnie the SHIT."
Well, she wanted 'Grown-Up' words! LOL
Always be careful what you ask for....:)
ReplyDeleteLOL, I so agree Lillie! ;)
DeleteHee hee ;)
ReplyDeleteHappy you enjoyed it Tricia. ;)
DeleteShe did in fact ask for it... :-)
ReplyDeleteLOL Terps...she sure did! ;)
DeleteHmmmm whats wrong with Nana? LOL
ReplyDeleteHave no clue Minelle...my boys still call my mom that and they are both grown and married!
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ReplyDelete:D BB!
DeleteAh yes..Out of the mouth of babes!
ReplyDeleteHope you are not stranded!
love~willie
LOL, you got that right Willie! ;)
DeleteCan't get my car out but ex can get in with 4WD to fetch me when needed.
Oh no! Too funny! Thanks for sharing Cat and I hope you have a great weekend! :)
ReplyDeleteHappy you enjoyed it Grace. ;)
DeleteHahaha! I shared this with my husband and he thought it was funny too. Thanks for the laugh! :)
ReplyDeleteHey Kay! Happy you both enjoyed it! ;)
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