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Monday, February 11, 2013
Honeymoon at Home
Fred and Mary got married but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred's Mom and Dad's for their first night together.
In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast.
As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his mom if Fred and Mary are up yet.
She replies, "No".
Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?"
His mom replies, "I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to school."
Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?"
She replies, "No."
Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?"
His mom replies, "Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school."
After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?"
His mom says, "No.."
He asks, "Do you know what I think?"
His mom replies, "Ok, now tell me what you think?"
He says: "Last night Fred came to my room for some Vaseline and it was dark, I think...
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…I gave him my airplane glue."
Oops!
Think they had better check on Fred and Mary PDQ...might need to call the paramedics!
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OH NO!!! Ouch.
ReplyDeleteLOL Tricia - Only ouch if ya move. ;)
DeleteROFL!!!! My poor kids have known to say "You weren't listening, Mom". :)
ReplyDeleteOoh Rogue...might wanna start listening. ;)
DeleteThe couple that sticks together stays together. Very funny
ReplyDeleteROFLMBO Sunny...good one! ;)
Delete*thunk* silent hissy laugh, tears streaming from eyes.....SNORT... :D
ReplyDeleteROFLMBO June...happy you enjoyed it. ;)
DeleteOh...ouch!! Laughing and laughing.
ReplyDeleteElisa Xo
Happy you enjoyed it Elisa...just stay very still. ;)
DeleteROFL!!!!
ReplyDeleteHappy you enjoyed it BB. ;)
DeleteThat's so wrong! Too funny:)
ReplyDeleteIt is Bea but sooooo funny. ;)
DeleteLOL!!! I'm agreeing with Bea! Funny, but oh so wrong!
ReplyDeleteCallie
LOL Callie...wouldn't be so funny if it wasn't. ;)
DeleteROFLMAO So funny, thanks Cat. Think they will 'stick together'? LoL. Yeah, I know. My bad - couldn't help myself!
ReplyDeleteHugs
Roz
ROFLMBO Roz...very happy you couldn't help yourself. ;)
DeleteHugs and Blessings,
Cat
Oh dear, very funny.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Ronnie
xx
Happy you enjoyed it Ronnie. ;)
DeleteBlessings,
Cat
That is funny, Cat.
ReplyDeleteIan.
I'll tell that one to Lillie.
Happy you enjoyed it Ian. Hope Lillie does as well. ;)
DeleteBlessings,
Cat
OMG. So funny Cat. Where do you FIND all these dirty jokes?! Seriously. :)
ReplyDeleteLOL Tess...What can I say, I am known for having a naughty sense of humor and so quite a few people send things to me. ;)
DeleteUh oh! :-)
ReplyDeleteLOL Terps...that's what he said. ;)
DeleteThe being stuck together isn't so bad, its the pulling apart!!
ReplyDeleteOw! Ow! Ow!
LOL Minelle...this is a case of 'no moving allowed!' ;)
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