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Tuesday, February 26, 2013

Barber Shop

This is an oldie but it always cracks me up. Winking smile 

A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father.

She stands directly next to the barber chair, while her dad gets his haircut, eating her snack cake.

The barber says to her, "Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your
Twinkie. "
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She says, "I know. I'm gonna get boobies too. "

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20 comments:

  1. BlondieFebruary 26, 2013 at 9:50 PM

    Oh, that is bad. But it made me laugh. Not sharing this joke with my kids though.

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    1. CatMarch 2, 2013 at 11:15 PM

      LOL Blondie...just can't understand why you wouldn't share this joke with your kids. ;)

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  2. AnonymousFebruary 27, 2013 at 12:27 AM

    That's just wrong...funny though ;)

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  3. Aimless RamblingFebruary 27, 2013 at 1:19 AM

    Kids will do it to you every time. I bet the barbar was speechless.

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    1. CatMarch 2, 2013 at 11:17 PM

      Bet he was Sunny...I sure would have been. ;)

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  4. RozFebruary 27, 2013 at 2:39 AM

    OMG, Cat, I choked reading the punch line LoL. Wrong, but so funny. Thanks for sharing :)

    Hugs,
    Roz

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    1. CatMarch 2, 2013 at 11:18 PM

      LOL Roz...Haven't you learned not to be eating or drinking when you visit my blog? ;)

      Hugs and Blessings,
      Cat

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  5. bob February 27, 2013 at 4:20 AM

    Good joke, I can picture the look on the barber's face when she answered him

    Bob

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    1. CatMarch 2, 2013 at 11:18 PM

      LOL Bob...mouth open and eyes bulging...is that the look? ;)

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  6. Minielle LabraunFebruary 27, 2013 at 8:08 AM

    Choke.....had no clue where that was going. Sad, I know!

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    1. CatMarch 2, 2013 at 11:19 PM

      Might not have had a clue but sure found out didn't ya Minelle! ;)

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  7. AnonymousFebruary 27, 2013 at 9:17 AM

    Oh my, Cat - *glurp* I was blindsided too - imagine that poor man. :)

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    1. CatMarch 2, 2013 at 11:20 PM

      LOL Lillie...I'm sure his eyes were bulging and mouth was gaping. ;)

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  8. ronnieFebruary 27, 2013 at 9:35 AM

    Good one. Old but new to me. Thanks for the smiles.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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    1. CatMarch 2, 2013 at 11:21 PM

      Happy you enjoyed it Ronnie!

      Hugs and Blessings,
      Cat

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  9. Ami StarsongFebruary 27, 2013 at 11:38 AM

    I am now horrified that I always called my son's you know what his 'twinky'! I didn't know you had a chocolate bar called such a name! How hilarious! Any more good ones like that?!

    Hugs, Ami

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    1. CatMarch 2, 2013 at 11:22 PM

      LOL Ami...actually it's a snack cake...no chocolate involved. You can read about it here: http://www.ask.com/wiki/Twinkie

      Happy you enjoyed it...will look for more...have tons of emails.

      Hugs and Blessings,
      Cat

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  10. BasFebruary 27, 2013 at 2:09 PM

    Oh my, I have heard that twinkies are doomed to disappear, cause the Twinky company filed bankruptcy. Humanity is coming to an end!

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    1. CatMarch 2, 2013 at 11:26 PM

      Oh I know Bas...just terrible. LOL One of our US cooking shows even did a demonstration and published a recipe to make twinkies at home.

      Just got a note from a friend that twinkies were coming back so guess humanity will not end. ;) Here's the link she sent: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2251906/Twinkies-Legendary-cake-set-return-shelves-coming-months-new-ownership.html

      Hugs and Blessings,
      Cat

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