This is an oldie but it always cracks me up.
A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father.
She stands directly next to the barber chair, while her dad gets his haircut, eating her snack cake.
The barber says to her, "Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your
Twinkie. "
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She says, "I know. I'm gonna get boobies too. "
ROFLMBO
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Oh, that is bad. But it made me laugh. Not sharing this joke with my kids though.
ReplyDeleteLOL Blondie...just can't understand why you wouldn't share this joke with your kids. ;)
DeleteThat's just wrong...funny though ;)
ReplyDeleteVery true Tricia! ;)
DeleteKids will do it to you every time. I bet the barbar was speechless.
ReplyDeleteBet he was Sunny...I sure would have been. ;)
DeleteOMG, Cat, I choked reading the punch line LoL. Wrong, but so funny. Thanks for sharing :)
ReplyDeleteHugs,
Roz
LOL Roz...Haven't you learned not to be eating or drinking when you visit my blog? ;)
DeleteHugs and Blessings,
Cat
Good joke, I can picture the look on the barber's face when she answered him
ReplyDeleteBob
LOL Bob...mouth open and eyes bulging...is that the look? ;)
DeleteChoke.....had no clue where that was going. Sad, I know!
ReplyDeleteMight not have had a clue but sure found out didn't ya Minelle! ;)
DeleteOh my, Cat - *glurp* I was blindsided too - imagine that poor man. :)
ReplyDeleteLOL Lillie...I'm sure his eyes were bulging and mouth was gaping. ;)
DeleteGood one. Old but new to me. Thanks for the smiles.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Ronnie
xx
Happy you enjoyed it Ronnie!
DeleteHugs and Blessings,
Cat
I am now horrified that I always called my son's you know what his 'twinky'! I didn't know you had a chocolate bar called such a name! How hilarious! Any more good ones like that?!
ReplyDeleteHugs, Ami
LOL Ami...actually it's a snack cake...no chocolate involved. You can read about it here: http://www.ask.com/wiki/Twinkie
DeleteHappy you enjoyed it...will look for more...have tons of emails.
Hugs and Blessings,
Cat
Oh my, I have heard that twinkies are doomed to disappear, cause the Twinky company filed bankruptcy. Humanity is coming to an end!
ReplyDeleteOh I know Bas...just terrible. LOL One of our US cooking shows even did a demonstration and published a recipe to make twinkies at home.
DeleteJust got a note from a friend that twinkies were coming back so guess humanity will not end. ;) Here's the link she sent: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2251906/Twinkies-Legendary-cake-set-return-shelves-coming-months-new-ownership.html
Hugs and Blessings,
Cat