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Sunday, July 30, 2017

Lost in the Woods

A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a small house. 

He knocked on the door and was greeted by an ancient Chinese man with a long, grey beard. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?"

"Certainly," the Chinese man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will inflict upon you the three worst Chinese tortures known to man."

"Ok," said the man, thinking that the daughter must be pretty old as well, and entered the house.

 
Before dinner, the daughter came down the stairs. She was young, beautiful, and had a fantastic figure.

She was obviously attracted to the young man since she couldn't keep her eyes off him during the meal.
 

Remembering the old man's warning, he ignored her and went up to bed alone.
 
But during he night, he could bear it no longer, and sneaked into her room for a night of passion.
 
He was careful to keep everything quiet so the old man wouldn't hear. Near dawn he crept back to his room, exhausted, but happy.
 

He woke in the morning with the feel of pressure on his chest. Opening his eyes he saw a large rock on his chest with a note on it that read, "Chinese Torture 1: Large rock on chest."
 

"Well, that's pretty crappy," he thought. "If that's the best the old man can do then I don't have much to worry about."
 

He picked the boulder up, walked over to the window and threw the boulder out. As he did so he noticed another note on it that read: "Chinese Torture 2: Rock tied to left testicle."


In a panic he glanced down and saw the rope that was already getting close to the end.
 

Figuring that a few broken bones was better than castration, he jumped out of the window after the boulder.
 

As he plummeted downward he saw a large sign on the ground that read, "Chinese Torture 3: Right testicle tied to bedpost."

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Thursday, July 27, 2017

Wednesday, July 26, 2017

The Negligee

A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price'…the sheerer, the higher the price.
Naturally, he opts for the sheerest item, pays the $500, and takes it home.
 
He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him.
 
Upstairs the wife thinks (she's no dummy), 'I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself.'
 
She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.
 
The husband says, 'Good Grief! You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!'
 

He never heard the shot.
 

Funeral on Thursday at Noon.   Closed coffin.

Tuesday, July 25, 2017

Miscellaneous Giggles

Have shared some of these before but they are all fun…Enjoy!
 
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TRUTH!  Open-mouthed smile

Monday, July 24, 2017

Cars and Travel Trailers

Those were the good old days when cars and travel trailers had distinctive looks.
 
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1935 Pontiac with Turquoise Canned Ham


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1936 Pierce Arrow with Travelodge

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1947 Custom Buick Sedanet with Matching Trailer

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1949 Studebaker Pickup with Purple Trailer to Match

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1951 Hudson Commodore with matching Trailer

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1955 Ford Customline Wagon with Shasta Trailer

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1952 Buick Riviera Hardtop with Matching Trailer

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1956 Ford Ranch Wagon with Teardrop Trailer

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1959 Chevrolet Impala Hardtop with Shasta Travel Trailer

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1959 Chevrolet El Camino with Shasta Travel Trailer

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Pretty Pink Pair 1959 Cadillac Sixty with Shasta Trailer

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1962 Ford Cortina with Custom Travel Trailer


Really love how the cars and travel trailers are color matched.

Saturday, July 22, 2017

8 Rules

These are all wonderful and very much worth incorporating in our life…

8 rules gwc lived by

Friday, July 21, 2017

Perfect Female Body

Ran across this article and thought this was very interesting…what do you think?

How the “Perfect” Female Body Has Changed In 100 Years
Throughout the 20th and 21st centuries, the mainstream idea of the “perfect body shape” for women has shifted almost as often as fashion trends. In some cases, the contrasts between decades are shocking, and speak volumes to public attitudes at the time – which, basically, depended on whether or not people thought it was okay for women to have curves.

Countless diets, pills, and celebrity icons later, we’re still going wrong in 2017 by encouraging women and girls to constantly compare themselves to others, rather than loving themselves in their own right. At the very least, however, we’ve come farther than using cigarettes and Wonder Bread to slim down.

Take a walk back in time with us, and marvel at the varyingly ridiculous expectations placed on women over the years.

More info: (h/t: Vintage Everyday, DM)

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