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Tuesday, July 11, 2017
The CPA says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions."
He gets her name, address, Social security number, etc. and then asks, "What's your occupation?"
“I'm a Lady of the night," she says.
The CPA is somewhat taken aback and says, "Let's try to rephrase that."
The woman says, "Ok, I'm a high-end call girl."
"No, that still won't work. Try again."
They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I'm an elite chicken farmer."
The CPA asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?"
"Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year."
The CPA says, "Chicken farmer it is."