Speeding

UhOh!!!  😂 🤣 😂 🤣😂 🤣😂 🤣

Behind My Car

Waiting

Who needs one?

Falling Down...

Weird Light

For Sale

Used car for sale...low mileage...you transport.

Brake Fluid

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A mechanic was working under a car and some brake fluid dripped into his mouth. "Wow! That stuff isn't too bad tasting," he thought. The next day, he told his buddy about tasting the brake fluid. "It was pretty good, really. I think I'll have a little more today."


His friend was a little concerned, but didn't say anything. The next day, "Hey, I drank a whole glass of brake fluid. Great stuff! I'm going to have more." A few days later, he was up to a bottle a day.


"You know," said his buddy, "that brake fluid is poison and really bad for you. You better cut out drinking that stuff."


"Hey, no problem. I can stop any time!"

Oh and this groaner was brought to you courtesy of Meredith's Jack.

Transmission Problems

Oil Change

Stalled Vehicle

Go Ahead...

Driving

The Lady and the Trooper

Bad Day?

Broke the Car

Ya think she dyed her hair brown?

Missing Wife

Here’s a fun oldie for ya…
 
Husband:
My wife is missing.
She went shopping yesterday and has not come home!

Sheriff:
Her height?

Husband:
I'm not sure... A little over five-feet tall.

Sheriff:
Weight ?

Husband:
Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.

Sheriff:
Color of eyes ?

Husband:
Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed.

Sheriff:
Color of hair ?

Husband:
Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can't remember.

Sheriff:
What was she wearing ?

Husband:
Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don't know exactly.

Sheriff:
What kind of car did she go in ?

Husband:
She went in my truck.

Sheriff:
What kind of truck was it ?

Husband:
A 2016 pearl white Ram Limited 4X4 with 6.4l Hemi V8 engine ordered with the Ram Box bar and fridge option, led lighting, back up and front camera, Moose hide leather heated and cooled seats, climate controlled air conditioning. It has a custom matching white cover for the bed, Weather Tech floor mats. Trailing package with gold hitch, sunroof, DVD with full GPS navigation, satellite radio, Cobra 75 WX ST 40-channel CB radio, six cup holders, 3 USB port, and 4 power outlets. I added special alloy wheels and off-road Toyo tires. It has custom retracting running boards and under-glow wheel well lighting.

At this point the husband started choking up.

Sheriff: Take it easy sir,  we'll find your truck!

Flat Tire

II shared something similar several years ago but this was so good, I had to share it again.   Another goody from our Meredith's Jack.  

FOR ALL THE LADIES I KNOW THAT DRIVE ALONE!

I had a flat tire on the 401 yesterday; so, I pulled over, got out of the car and opened my trunk. I took out my cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car facing oncoming traffic. They look so lifelike you wouldn't believe it!

Just as I had hoped, cars started slowing down looking at the men which made it much safer for me to work on the side of the road.

 
People honked and waved, and it wasn't long before a police car pulled up behind me.

He wanted to know what the heck I was doing so I calmly explained that I was changing my flat.
 

He told me he could see that, but demanded to know what the heck my cardboard men were doing standing at the rear of my car.

I couldn't believe he didn't know!
 

“Well,:” I explained to the angry Policeman…
“They're my Emergency Flashers!!!”
 

He laughed, I laughed, we laughed, He laughed!!!
 

Nice view isn’t it.  

I go to court in AUGUST.

(Damn Police. No sense of humor.)

Alphabet

Miscellaneous Giggles

Have shared some of these before but they are all fun…Enjoy!
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

TRUTH!