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Tuesday, April 23, 2019

Brake Fluid

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A mechanic was working under a car and some brake fluid dripped into his mouth. "Wow! That stuff isn't too bad tasting," he thought. The next day, he told his buddy about tasting the brake fluid. "It was pretty good, really. I think I'll have a little more today."


His friend was a little concerned, but didn't say anything. The next day, "Hey, I drank a whole glass of brake fluid. Great stuff! I'm going to have more." A few days later, he was up to a bottle a day.


"You know," said his buddy, "that brake fluid is poison and really bad for you. You better cut out drinking that stuff."


"Hey, no problem. I can stop any time!"

Oh and this groaner was brought to you courtesy of Meredith's Jack.
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2 comments:

  1. RozApril 24, 2019 at 1:42 AM

    Groaner is right,but funny. Thank you Cat and Jack for the giggle :)

    Hugs
    Roz

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  2. EllaApril 24, 2019 at 10:26 AM

    This took me a full 15 seconds to finally get it. Running a little slow this morning. Thanks to you and Jack.

    Hugs From Ella

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