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Monday, January 7, 2013

Domestic Duties

 
Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had set their new wives straight on their domestic duties.

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The first man had married a woman from Italy and boasted that he had told his wife she was to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed to be done.

He said that it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.


The second man had married a woman from France.

He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, all the dishes, and the cooking.

He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better.
By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a delicious dinner on the table.


The third man had married an Irish girl.

He boasted that he told her his house was to be cleaned, the dishes washed, the cooking done and the laundry washed.

And this was all entirely her responsibility.

He said the first day he didn't see anything and the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down so he could see a little out of his left eye!





Gotta watch out for those Irish lasses...
 

30 comments:

  1. Yup. Sounds about right. I mean ya know pre-Dd.

    Love
    Willie

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    1. Ah so you're Irish are you Willie? Sure Willie, just pre-DD. LOL

      Love and Blessings,
      Cat

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  2. lol! too cute...I'm not Irish so that's not a problem here :)

    P

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    1. Pluuuuuuleeeeeez peddle your wares somewhere where people are buying P
      Willie
      ( holy wares and wheres in one sentence)

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    2. OK P, you're not Irish, you just imitate them? LOL

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    3. LOL Willie - And who has been "helping" P? Hmmmm...

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  3. Very funny - by virtue of their father, our girls are at least some portion, Irish lassies - I wouldn't mess with either one of them....
    hugs
    lillie

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    1. LOL Lillie - But Ian does anyway doesn't he. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings,
      Cat

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  4. O_o I'm an Irish lass.....NEVER would I sit again, lol.

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    1. Ward has that Irish lass under control does he, June? :)

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  5. Us Irish lasses can be sweet as pie and ..... Only the brave mess with our temper!

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    1. LOL Minelle - mine is a combination of French, Cherokee, German, Irish and Scottish. Get one part under control and another sets off! :D

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  6. Lol, thanks for sharing Cat. No irish here ... no temper Lol

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. LOL Roz - no Irish does not equal no temper. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings,
      Cat

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  7. Oh wait till Irishey reads this one. Too funny. Still laughing

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it Blondie. Was hoping it would bring her out of lurking but she's probably still recovering and too busy. Oh well, the day isn't over yet...

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  8. HA! Love it. We get such a bad rap lol!

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    1. Happy you love it Tess. Another Irish lass huh? :)

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  9. I promise I will never emigrate to Ireland. Don't care how much the lower the taxes!

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    1. ROFL Bas - Few other countries you'd better stay away from also. ;)

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  10. *hehehe* I admit to getting a kick out of this. I am mostly a mix of Irish and Dutch with a smattering of other things thrown in for good measure. ;)

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it Grace. Seems we have a lot of Irish ancestry around blog land doesn't it. Hmmm...maybe that's why we need HoH's? ROFL

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  11. Well I'm a mixture of English, Polish, Austrian and Irish. Funny how the Irish get everywhere isn't it?!

    Great joke Cat. I love a bit of humour. Bring it on!

    Hugs, Ami

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it Ami. Yup, seems as if the Irish sure do get around. LOL

      Hugs and Blessings,
      Ami

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  12. I am a feisty mixture of Irish, Scottish and Welsh ancestry. My husband's ancestors are all English. He likes to remind me how hard he has to work to tame his rebel wife. Silly man.

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    1. LOL Susie - You know how those English are - everyone else - especially, Irish, Scottish, and American are rebels. ;)

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