A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her.
One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 fell out onto the sidewalk.
Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag."
"Oh, really? Darn it!" said the little old lady. "I'd better go back and see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me officer.”
"Well, now, not so fast," said the cop. “Where did you get all that money? You didn't steal it, did you?"
"Oh, no, no", said the old lady.
"You see, my back yard is right next to a Golf course. A lot of Golfers come and pee through a knot hole in my fence, right into my flower garden! It used to really tick me off. Kills the flowers, you know.
Then I thought, 'why not make the best of it?
So, now, I stand behind the fence by the knot hole, real quiet, with my hedge clippers.
Every time some guy sticks his thing through my fence, I surprise him, grab hold of it and say, 'OK, buddy! Give me $20, or I cut it off.' “
"Well, that seems only fair," said the cop, laughing. "OK. Good luck! Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?"
The old lady said "Well, Not everybody pays…”
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Oh my goodness Cat. Now you just have to wonder where that little old lady was going with her two bags.
ReplyDeleteInteresting question Dana. Bank and graveyard? LOL
DeleteOh for the love of Pete! I never saw that coming, lol :-P
ReplyDeleteNeither did I Junie. ;)
DeleteWow... That's one way to make a living. Bucko says Ew! Thanks for the laugh.
ReplyDeleteSure is creative TL. Tell Bucko not to pee in any knot holes in fences and he doesn't have to worry. LOL
DeleteOhhhhh gross! My stomach is turning LOL
ReplyDeleteCallie
Laugh and groan Callie. LOL
DeleteLol Cat and Ew ... yuck! I wonder what the proportion of payers to non-payers is?
ReplyDeleteHugs
Roz
Hmmm Roz - don't know but you'd think that most men would find $20 a bargain to keep that particular body part. LOL
DeleteROFL.... so funny!
ReplyDeleteNothing quite like a penis in jeopardy joke....
hugs
lillie
Like that did ya Lillie. ;) And is Ian laughing at it? LOL
DeleteOMG, hysterical. Instead of a chip shot it was a clip shot.
ReplyDeleteROFL Sunny. Good one!
DeleteLol! Thanks Cat! I love these jokes you leave for us ;) They just brighten up the day!
ReplyDeleteP
Happy you enjoyed it P. Have a very bright day! ;)
DeleteROFLMBO!!! Where do you find these?!
ReplyDeleteThanks Cat!
You're welcome BB. Friends who tell me I have a 'warped' sense of humor keep sending me jokes like this. ;)
DeleteCat this is not a very funny way to start of a day. Do you know how much that hurts? Shame on you! Where can I deposit my $ 20, I like to pay in advance, just to be sure.
ReplyDeleteI see a lot of laughing ladies here. Very worrisome.
ROFL Bas. Haven't got a clue how much that hurts but I can imagine. Keep your $20 and just don't go peeing in any fence knot holes! ;) We ladies do like to laugh don't we.
DeleteLol :)
ReplyDeleteHappy you enjoyed it Elle. ;)
DeleteCat your jokes are the very best! Thank you for making me laugh like a drain!
ReplyDeleteHugs, Ami
Thank you Ami, so happy you enjoyed it. ;)
DeleteOh no! Well, that's a unique home business! LOL
ReplyDeleteIt is unique Grace. ;)
DeleteOmg, omg, omg!!! I didn't see that coming at all. I have that image in my head. Bloody male parts!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteROFL Minelle. Won't be bloody parts if they pay! ;)
DeleteBAHAHAHAHA!!! Cute story! :D
ReplyDeleteWelcome back JJ - happy you enjoyed it. ;)
DeleteThat was funny. Thanks for the laugh.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Ronnie
xx
Happy you enjoyed it Ronnie. ;)
DeleteBlessings,
Cat