She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her.
She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.
The man seemed more amused.
When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested...
The case came up in court.
The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself. The man replied,
'Well your Honor, it was like this: when the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition.
She sat down under a sign that said, 'The Double Mint Twins are coming' and I grinned.
Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, 'Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling,' and I had to smile.
Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, 'William's Big Stick Did the Trick,' and I could hardly contain myself.
But Your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, 'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident!' .... I just lost it!
Case dismissed!
Courtesy of Adults Uncensored
That is hysterical. I love it.
ReplyDeleteHappy you enjoyed it Sunny. :)
DeleteThat's great Cat.
ReplyDeleteWhere has our society reached the point that smiling gets you arrested and in court?
Glad you enjoyed it Bas. Hmmm - didn't think about that - guess this really could happen somewhere. :)
DeleteBrilliant, love it. Thanks Cat
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Roz
So happy you enjoyed it Roz. :)
DeleteThat is too funny, Cat. You always seem to find the best jokes.
ReplyDeleteHappy you enjoyed it. Thanks TL, have friends that send a lot of jokes to me. ;)
DeleteWait...were you the pregnant girl ? lol
ReplyDeleteLOL Willie - good one! ;) BTW - nope not me.
DeleteWhat a riot. Someone has a very creative mind!
ReplyDeleteThanks.
Happy you enjoyed Minelle. Yes, a very creative mind! LOL
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