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Wednesday, August 21, 2013

Labor Pains

Here's an oldie but still think it's good for a grin. ;-)

Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mothers pain to the baby's father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. they were both very much in favor of it.

The doctor set the pain transfer to 10%, for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain the father had ever experienced before.

However, as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and "kick it up a notch."

The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband still feeling fine.

The doctor checked the husbands blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing at this point, they decided to try for 50%. the husband continued to feel quite well.

Since the pain transfer was obviously helping out the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him.

The wife delivered a healthy baby boy with virtually no pain.

She and her husband were ecstatic.

When they got home, the mail man was dead on the porch.

Oops!

20 comments:

  1. :-) I'm a little slow tonight...it took me a second to get it. Thanks for the smile!

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    1. LOL Terps...happy you enjoyed it...thank you for the smile! ;)

      Blessings,
      Cat

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  2. Lol, oh dear, poor mailman.... Spose if he didn't die of that pain, the husband probably would have killed him anyways ;)

    Callie

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    1. Ooh Callie...very good point! LOL

      Blessings,
      Cat

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    2. LOL Callie, I totally agree. lol

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    3. LOL...Know a few husbands like that do ya Es May? ;)

      Blessings,
      Cat

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  3. I never saw that coming. Cute, thanks!

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    1. LOL Meg...happy you enjoyed it! ;)

      Blessings,
      Cat

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  4. Poor guy. I wonder if the husband knew all along.

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    1. Hey Rose...doubt if the husband knew or he probably wouldn't have been with her in labor/delivery!

      Blessings,
      Cat

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  5. I am with Meg...Didn't see it coming. Cute.

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    1. Poor innocent Minelle...we are going to corrupt you yet! ;)

      Hugs and Blessings,
      Cat

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  6. ROFLMBO. Thought it would be something like they forgot to plug it in but this ending, WHAM.

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    1. LOL Sunny...happy you enjoyed it!

      Blessings,
      Cat

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  7. ROFLMBO. Oops alright! Didn't see it coming either. Suppose I really should have! LoL

    Hugs,
    Roz

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    1. LOL Roz...can't believe how many of you didn't see this one coming! ;)

      Hugs and Blessings,
      Cat

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  8. Lol. I didn't see t coming either!

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    1. Wow Elle...got most of ya! ;)

      Blessings,
      Cat

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    2. Wouldn't it be nice if we could edit our comments! I have suggested it to 'Blogger' but so far...*shrug* ;)

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