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Wednesday, August 28, 2013

Oh My!

Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven…
 
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At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter.  


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He says, "Sisters, you all led such exemplary lives that the Lord is granting you six months to go back to earth and be anyone you wish to be.”
 




The first nun says, "I want to be Sophia Loren."
 
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And *poof* she's gone.
 






The second says, "I want to be Madonna.” 
 
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And *poof* she's gone.
 




The third says, "I want to be Sara Pipelini."
 


St. Peter looks perplexed. "Who?" he asked.


"Sara Pipelini;" replies the nun.


St. Peter shakes his head and says, "I'm sorry, but that name just doesn't ring a bell."


The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St. Peter.





St. Peter reads the paper and starts laughing.

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He hands it back to her and says…
 




"No sister, the paper says ‘it was the Sahara Pipeline that was laid by 1,400 men in 6 months.’ "
 
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If you laugh, you are going straight to hell!  Angel


Okay…I confess…I’m leading the way!  ROFLMBO! 



16 comments:

  1. Well, I am right behind you. Reach out for me.

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    1. LOL Sunny...just take my hand. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  2. Lol, at least he has a sense of humour....

    Callie

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    1. Oh you can laugh Minelle...just hang on to my hand. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  4. ROLF, Cat! I am definetely on my way to hell ;)

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    1. LOL Viola...you can join the rest of us. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  5. I'm right behind you and the others Cat :)

    Hugs,
    Roz

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    1. Dang...I'm in good company Roz. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  6. Me too Cat!!!! :). LOLLLLL! Very cute!! Thank you for the morning laugh. Hope that you have a great day! Many hugs,

    <3 Katie

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    1. So happy you enjoyed it Katie...just grab the hand of the person in front of you. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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    1. LOL Meg..at least you're not alone. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  8. I think we will have it pretty nice together in hell .. lol ..

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    1. LOL ML...at least we won't be lonely. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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