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Sunday, August 11, 2013

English Translation Fails



Cow Something





Surprise! Today you get a cow tail!  Come back tomorrow to play COW SOMETHING again!  And of course, you can always have Smoke Cow Feet! Smile 

 

Sounds Fun!

Sounds Fun













A park with swings and a merry-go-round sound kind of boring? Then give us a try instead!  Thanks but no thanks…does not sound fun to me! 

 

Run!

Run













Pretty sure the dog's here to help, but aren't you supposed to report anything suspicious like this?

 

Crack On Aisle 4

Crack on Aisle 4












At least it's clearly labeled and easy to find.  Sure have to wonder what it is supposed to be. 

 

Circus Hands

Circus Hands

















I would be a little afraid if the lady at the nail salon busted these tools out...A little afraid?  Time to find a new nail salon…
 

 

Toad the Verb

Toad the Verb













Was this an English mistake, or did they just run out of room on the sign to spell out 'towed'?

 

No Geometry Allowed!

No Geometry













Also, please do not circle! And don't even think of hyperbolic!  Looking at the picture, think this is supposed to be “DO not Litter” but…?

 

Non-Preacher Player

Non-Preacher











We don't know about you, but we really hate loudmouth DVD players that just won't stop preaching! HUSH, already! ???

 

Discrimination

Discrimination













It's sad to know that gender discrimination still runs so rampant in this day and age! Very sad indeed!

 

Time To Violate

Time to Violate













Anybody want to find a quick $50? It's violation time, folks! But how much will the tow charge be?  Might not be worth it. Winking smile

 

Coleslaw Laundry

Coleslaw Laundry
















There's nothing like freshly smelling clothes that just came out of a washer full of coleslaw! Nothing at all!  Wonder if that’s creamy or vinaigrette… 

 

Who's A Dirtbag?

Dirtbag














Are you trying to say people who engage in picnics are dirtbags!? Not cool, bro. Not cool!  Hmmm…I’m wondering what ‘nicks’ are and why I would want to ‘pick’ them.  Looks like they have plenty of dirt so why would I want to leave more. 

 

We Speak Inglish

Inglish












They may speak English, but they could use some help with the spelling. Some help with spelling?  Only spelled one word out of five correctly!

 

Child Beer

Child Beer
















Beer for children? A beer made out of children? Or do they perhaps mean a SMALL, 12-ounce beer?

Have to appreciate Randomly Funny Stuff for finding all of these but have to say…some of their titles and comments are a bit…


Courtesy of  Randomly Funny Stuff

8 comments:

  1. Hi Cat, some of these are so funny, some are just plain bonkers.
    You had me at cow tail , over here it would be oxtail, not my cup of tea but readily available and not just labelled something!!
    hope you are ok
    love Jan.xxxx

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    1. Hey Jan...I have heard of oxtail and it is available at butchers here but have never heard of cow tail. ;)

      Getting a bit better each day...need to sit down and write a post about what's going on...*sigh*...will add that to the list. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings,
      Cat

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  2. LOL Cat, these are priceless, thanks for sharing. Gotta love the "turist" sign LoL

    Hugs,
    Roz

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    1. Happy you enjoyed them Roz...wonder if there are benefits to being a turist rather than a tourist. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings,
      Cat

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  3. Some folks just aren't good spellers. LOL

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    1. Definitely got that right Sunny! ;)

      Hugs and Blessings,
      Cat

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  4. OH MY GOODNESS, CAT!!! LOL I haven't laughed that hard in ages, I literally had to stop reading a few times for a minute just so I could breathe again! :) Thank you so much for these, lol, they were awesome. ;)

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    1. LOL Es May...so very happy you enjoyed them! Ya know where to come if you need a laugh. ;)

      Blessings,
      Cat

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