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Friday, August 23, 2013

The Cowboy

This was sent to me with the title “Greatest Cowboy Pick Up Line Ever!!!  

 

Greatest cowboy pick up line ever?...hmmm...not sure about that but it is good for a giggle or two.  LOL  How many giggles?...guess it depends on which way it goes. Winking smile

 
A cowboy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman…He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment.



The woman notices this and asks, 'Is your date running late?'


'No', he replies, 'I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it...'


The intrigued woman says,  'a state-of-the-art watch?  'What's so special about it?'


The cowboy explains, 'It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.'


The lady says, 'What's it telling you now?'


Well, it says you're not wearing any panties.'


The woman giggles and replies 'Well it must be broken because I AM wearing panties!' 




The cowboy smiles, taps his watch and says, 'Damn thing's an hour fast! 




Did she smile and continue the conversation or smack him?  Open-mouthed smile


Have a great weekend!

12 comments:

  1. That is awesome! I think I might have laughed:)

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it Bea...laughing is always better. ;)

      Blessings,
      Cat

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  2. LoL Cat, that's great! Gotta love a trier.

    Hugs,
    Roz

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it Roz...yup, ya really do. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings,
      Cat

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  3. Both ... give him a little smack and continue the conversation. That was cute.

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    1. LOL Meg...that will work...happy you enjoyed it. ;)

      Blessings,
      Cat

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  4. I think that would depend on just how good looking he was and if there was any "vibes". Then as Meg said, maybe a little smack but continue to sit next to him.

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    1. LOL Sunny...attraction and vibes definitely make a difference. ;)

      Blessings,
      Cat

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  5. Haha, I thought that was cute!

    :) Cali

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it Cali! ;)

      Blessings,
      Cat

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  6. Hopefully smacked him and then laughed. ;)

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