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Saturday, August 3, 2013

What Did You Do All Day?

A man came home from work and found his five children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard.
 
The door of his wife’s car was open, as was the front door to the house and there was no sign of the dog.
 
Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess.  A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall.
 
In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing.
 
In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door.
 
He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife.
 
He was worried she might be ill, or that something serious had happened.
 
He was met with a small trickle of water as it made its way out the bathroom door.
 
As he peered inside he found wet towels, scummy soap, and more toys strewn over the floor.  Miles of toilet paper lay in a heap and toothpaste had been smeared over the mirror and walls.
 
As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in the bed in her pajamas, reading a novel. She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his day went.
 
He looked at her bewildered and asked:  “What happened here today?’”
 
She again smiled and answered, “You know every day when you come home from work and you ask me what in the world I do all day?”
 
“Yes,” was his incredulous reply.
 
She answered, ‘”Well, today I didn’t do anything".



Hope you enjoyed…Winking smile

16 comments:

  1. Love, Love, LOVE this!!!! Thanks for the laugh!

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it Lucy! ;)

      Blessings,
      Cat

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  2. Oh, how I love this!
    Meredith

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it Meredith! ;)

      Blessings,
      Cat

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  3. And then , if he's my husband, he proceeds to pull her over his knee ;)

    Callie

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    1. LOL Callie...got a funny feeling not only your husband would react that way! ;)

      Blessings,
      Cat

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  4. Ha ha.. love this :)

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it Tricia! ;)

      Blessings,
      Cat

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    1. ROFL...as if! But if you actually try it, let me know how that turns out for ya. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings,
      Cat

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  6. LoL Cat, never underestimate the job of a Mom!

    Hugs,
    Roz

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    1. Got that right Roz!

      Hugs and Blessings,
      Cat

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  7. I have seen this before and every time I just laugh my you know what off. Some of them are clueless.

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    1. Hey Sunny...happy you enjoyed it. This is the first time I had seen it and I had to stop reading I was laughing so hard I couldn't catch my breath. ;)

      Blessings,
      Cat

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  8. I have to make copies of this, I hate that question. This is the best!

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    1. LOL Blondie...happy you enjoyed it! Make lots of copies and just hand them out to anyone that asks that dumb question. ;)

      Blessings,
      Cat

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