Crock of Fashion Gold
Addressing up as a mythical Irish fairy creature can be a lot of fun for you and equally terrifying to onlookers but you can choose to make the leprechaun look your own too.
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Captain Underpants
Wearing your underpants outside your outfit is a great way to get that superhero look. Wearing them on your head, not so much. Superhero look is really not something I want to put out there.
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Mustard Pimp
Imagine Harvey Keitel from Taxi Driver meshed with Colonel Mustard in aisle 5 with the shopping cart and you get a unique summer pimp look, guaranteed to both dazzle and terrify.
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YOLO
Thanks to Jersey Shore the D-bag look is in (if you're into that kind of thing). Here's a fine example of some everyday D-Bag street wear.
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Big Baby
Some people like to dress young. Mostly they feel it takes a few years off their age. Be careful not to dress too young because you could just end up looking this.
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Sad Clowns
These guys aren't clowning around when it comes to high fashion. Come to think of it they aren't clowning around in general.
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Mullet To The Head
The TV series McGuyver ended a few decades ago but his spirit lives on in the hair of a few brave men, such as these two. Excuse me…need to have your eyes checked…these are both women!
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Peek-A-Boo Tattoo
Showing off your shy side may seem like the ultimate paradox but tattooing a face on your behind and wearing low-riding pants is one way to do it.
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The Animal Accessory
Paris Hilton wasn't adverse to parading around with a pooch in her purse. Too mainstream for you? Why not accessorize with a shoulder squirrel.
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S&M Dog Collar
Some wives treat their husbands like dogs, as evidenced by this kinky couple. If ya look closely, it looks as if she is collared also but…Kinky? Seriously?
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The Oompa Loompa Look
The secret lovechild of Willy Wonka and one of the Oompa Loompas steps out in Walmart.
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Pink Power Ranger
No one ever told this guy that not every color you wear has to match. This pink ensemble never had to happen. Well maybe they did and he just prefers to match…ever think of that?
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Man Boobs
A girl walks by an elegant looking man with large breasts, out doing his groceries. Feels inadequate. She might be looking but I don’t see a “feeling inadequate” look on her face…maybe you’re projecting?
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Wonder Woman
She makes people think less about Wonder Woman and more about "I wonder what's wrong with that woman."
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Captain Confederacy
In a weird alternative universe, the confederate version of Captain America fights crime, protects the innocent and shops at Walmart.
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To me the YOLO is the most disturbing.
ReplyDeleteThe tattoo on the butt thing might have merit. I mean my post-it note on the bum post was a huge hit(no pun intended) imagine the possibilities. I know most would go for a saying like,fragile, handle with care- but I'm thinking the New York Giants Logo would save my butt more(unless he was frustrated with them too)!
LOL Willie...IMO, they are all disturbing! ;)
DeleteNot sure I want any tattoo on my bum...could just be asking for trouble. LOL
Blessings,
Cat
As I scrolled down to the comment section, yesterday's blog post popped up. The word I saw was FAIL, it fit most of the these outfits.Obviously, they need a mirror.
ReplyDeleteFAIL is a very good description for them Sunny! Got a funny feeling some of these looked in the mirror and thought they looked good so not sure that would help. But you would think that a friend or family member would have said something like..."you aren't going out like THAT are you?" LOL
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Cat
OMG Is every body bonkers over there.? I can't stop laughing, even though some of them are a bit on the scary side.
ReplyDeletelove jan.xx
LOL Jan...don't you have a Wal-Mart? I do seem some strange things in our local one but nothing like these!
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Cat
OMG ... I'm speechless! What in the world possesses these people? Big baby? ... so wrong!
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Roz
LOL Roz...Haven't got a clue what possesses them but they are definitely 'wrong'! ;)
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Cat
Aaahhh, wally-world can be an, um, interesting place, can't it? The kids and I once saw a guy dressed up in a banana suit. And no, it wasn't around Halloween. Strange. *shrug*
ReplyDeleteGot that right Grace...most definitely can be an interesting place. Don't see a lot of real crazy like these in our local store but these are something. ;)
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Cat
Never see this much in my Walmart....must be certain...more happening...places! LOL
ReplyDeleteHaven't seen any of these in our local ones either. ;)
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Cat
I do believe those are some of the ugliest people I have ever seen!!!
ReplyDeleteHey Queenie...just some very strange taste in clothing. ;)
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Cat
OH my, makes me almost afraid to ever shop there again! lol
ReplyDeleteLOL Es May...have never seen anything like this in any of our local Wal-Mart's so think you're ok. ;)
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Cat