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Monday, December 10, 2012

The First Day of School

On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher.


The supermarket manager's daughter brought the teacher a basket of assorted fruit.


fruit basket-litte girl

 



The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers.

bouqet of flowers



 

The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy.


box of candy


 


Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box. 


gift box



The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit.


She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it.


"Is it wine?" she guessed.


"No," the boy replied. She tasted another drop and asked, "Champagne?"


"No," said the little boy.............




"It's a puppy!"

puppy in box

 

Guess that will teach her…


ROFLMBO!

 

20 comments:

  1. OMG!!!!! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. Cat, that was ga-rosssssssssssss, lol :)

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    1. Oh June - you have me ROFLMBO. Glad I'd put my drink down or I would have been spitting diet coke all over everything. :)

      Hugs and Blessings,
      Cat

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  2. Ian and I both ROFL - that is too cute, Cat! Adorable and look at that little puppy :)
    hugs
    lillie

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    1. Happy you both enjoyed it Lillie. He is an adorable puppy but don't think he's that little. And will definitely not be little as he grows. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings,
      Cat

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  3. AAAAACCCCKKKK! I am gagging here! FUNNY!

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    1. LOL Minelle. Happy you enjoyed it after you got done gagging. ;)

      Blessings,
      Cat

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    1. Isn't he adorable Sunny! Glad you enjoyed it. :)

      Blessings,
      Cat

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  5. Ugh, terribly hilarious...and a child she will always remember.
    I have to go throw up now...

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    1. LOL Rogue - Yup she definitely will remember him. After you get back, you can drink some wine and continue laughing. ;)

      Blessings,
      Cat

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  6. Just what was that puppy drinking/eating to have pee that tastes like wine?

    Probably knocked over someone's glass of submission!

    Love
    Willie

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    1. ROFL Willie - Maybe she just wasn't used to good wine. Or maybe he had someone sharing their submission with him. ;)

      Blessings,
      Cat

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  7. Cat, cannot you put some warning on your site?
    "Put drinks down before you read the following".

    A lovely puppy! Did she keep him?

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    1. A drink warning? Now what fun would that be Bas? :D The puppy is so adorable and I don't see how anyone could resist that face so I am sure she kept him.

      Hugs and Blessings,
      Cat

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  8. Oh bleck...and during my tasty morning coffee and everything Cat.

    Somebody needs a spanking. :) LOL.

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    1. LOL Susie - just think of the lovely coffee. ;)

      Ack - not me! LOL

      Blessings,
      Cat

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  9. So gross! And the bad part is I can picture in my head students who would do that. LOL

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    1. LOL TL - Moral of the story - don't taste anything unless you know "FOR SURE" what it is. :D

      Blessings,
      Cat

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