The supermarket manager's daughter brought the teacher a basket of assorted fruit.
The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers.
The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy.
Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box.
The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit.
She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it.
"Is it wine?" she guessed.
"No," the boy replied. She tasted another drop and asked, "Champagne?"
"No," said the little boy.............
"It's a puppy!"
Guess that will teach her…
ROFLMBO!
OMG!!!!! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. Cat, that was ga-rosssssssssssss, lol :)
ReplyDeleteOh June - you have me ROFLMBO. Glad I'd put my drink down or I would have been spitting diet coke all over everything. :)
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Cat
Ian and I both ROFL - that is too cute, Cat! Adorable and look at that little puppy :)
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lillie
Happy you both enjoyed it Lillie. He is an adorable puppy but don't think he's that little. And will definitely not be little as he grows. ;)
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Cat
AAAAACCCCKKKK! I am gagging here! FUNNY!
ReplyDeleteLOL Minelle. Happy you enjoyed it after you got done gagging. ;)
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Cat
The Puppy is priceless. Love it.
ReplyDeleteIsn't he adorable Sunny! Glad you enjoyed it. :)
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Cat
Ugh, terribly hilarious...and a child she will always remember.
ReplyDeleteI have to go throw up now...
LOL Rogue - Yup she definitely will remember him. After you get back, you can drink some wine and continue laughing. ;)
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Cat
LOL! Yuck! LOL!
ReplyDeleteROFL BB!!!
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Cat
Just what was that puppy drinking/eating to have pee that tastes like wine?
ReplyDeleteProbably knocked over someone's glass of submission!
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Willie
ROFL Willie - Maybe she just wasn't used to good wine. Or maybe he had someone sharing their submission with him. ;)
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Cat
Cat, cannot you put some warning on your site?
ReplyDelete"Put drinks down before you read the following".
A lovely puppy! Did she keep him?
A drink warning? Now what fun would that be Bas? :D The puppy is so adorable and I don't see how anyone could resist that face so I am sure she kept him.
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Cat
Oh bleck...and during my tasty morning coffee and everything Cat.
ReplyDeleteSomebody needs a spanking. :) LOL.
LOL Susie - just think of the lovely coffee. ;)
DeleteAck - not me! LOL
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Cat
So gross! And the bad part is I can picture in my head students who would do that. LOL
ReplyDeleteLOL TL - Moral of the story - don't taste anything unless you know "FOR SURE" what it is. :D
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