Bear wrestling matches are prohibited.
Incestuous marriages are legal. (OMG – no thank you!)
It is illegal to impersonate a person of the clergy.
It is illegal to maim oneself to escape duty.
It is considered an offense to open an umbrella on a street, for fear of spooking horses.
It is illegal to sell peanuts in Lee County after sundown on Wednesday. (????)
Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.
It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church. (What fake mustache doesn’t cause laughter?)
Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death. (Death? Sheesh!)
Boogers may not be flicked into the wind. (How about not at all! Yuck!!!)
It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile.
You must have windshield wipers on your car. (And working, I would hope.)
You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time. (And why would I want to?)
Masks may not be worn in public. (Well there goes Halloween)
Women are able to retain all property they owned prior to marriage in the case of divorce. However, this provision does not apply to men. (LOL)
It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle. (Well I would hope so!)
City Laws in Alabama
Anniston
You may not wear blue jeans down Noble Street. (Oops )Auburn
No person may spit on the floor of a church.Men who deflower virgins, regardless of age or marital status, may face up to five years in jail. (So wondering how they get deflowered )
ROFLMBO
As I've said before, it's nice to see our tax dollars at work.
ReplyDeleteIsn't it just great Sunny? LOL
DeleteYou don't want to know how they deflower them. LOL.
ReplyDeleteOkay TL, fess up, just what do you know? Hmmm... :D
DeleteI am not quite sure how one responds to some of these....lol.
ReplyDeleteNeither am I Minelle, neither am I. :)
DeleteI would like to extend the mustache in church law to include toupees and BAD comb-overs. I mean how's a mother to teach her boys to be respectful of others on Christmas Eve while literally swallowing her tongue to hold in her laughter at Mass....just sayin'...
ReplyDeleteAs for the deflowering law..at least that means less chance of continuing the population that requires some of these laws in the first place!
LOL Willie - add some really bad wigs to that list. :D
DeleteHey, good point but think a bunch of them are breaking the law anyway. ;)
ROFL.... I'll keep that all in mind on Friday :P
ReplyDeleteOoh Callie - you're going to be in Alabama? LOL
DeleteYes, yes I am
DeleteI'm sorry Callie but I'm ROFL - can't believe the timing of this one.
DeleteHave a wonderful and safe time on your trip.
Blessings,
Cat
Oh, jeesh!
ReplyDeleteI'm afraid to even ask.
So am I Ana. The explanations behind them is probably worse than the laws! LOL
DeleteWell, I'm liable to be arrested if I ever go to Anniston! Guess I'd better avoid Noble Street. Thanks for the heads up :)
ReplyDeleteLOL Queenie - happy to be of help. ;)
DeleteOk, I am cracking up over these, wow!!!
ReplyDeleteI don't get the non sale of peanuts after sundown on a wednesday?
lol
LOL Emi - haven't got a clue - very strange law. ;)
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