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Saturday, December 29, 2012

The Moral of the Story

The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment...
Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.

The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories.

Ashley said, "My father's a farmer and we have a lot of egg-laying hens.

One time we were taking our eggs to market in a basket on the front seat of the car when we hit a big bump in the road and all the eggs went flying and broke and made a mess."


"What's the moral of the story?" asked the teacher.

"Don't put all your eggs in one basket!"

"Very good," said the teacher.

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Next little Sarah raised her hand and said, "Our family are farmers too. But we raise chickens for the meat market.

We had a dozen eggs one time, but when they hatched we only got ten live chicks, and the moral to this story is, "don't count your chickens before they're hatched."

"That was a fine story Sarah.
  
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Michael, do you have a story to share?"

"Yes, my daddy told me this story about my Aunt Karen.

Aunt Karen is a Apache helicopter pilot in Afghanistan and one day her helicopter was hit with a rocket.

She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a bottle of whisky, a machine gun and a knife.

She drank the whisky on the way down so it wouldn't break and then she landed right in the middle of 100 Taliban troops.

She killed seventy of them with the machine gun until she ran out of bullets.

Then she killed twenty more with the knife until the blade broke. Then she killed the last ten with her bare hands.

"Good heavens," said the horrified teacher, "what kind of moral did your daddy tell you from that horrible story?"

"Stay the HELL away from Aunt Karen when she's been drinking."
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Good advice!  

ROFLMBO


23 comments:

  1. You find the greatest gigglers. Thank you again.

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    1. LOL Happy you enjoyed it Bea.

      Blessings,
      Cat

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  3. ROFLMAO! Funny how whiskey (certain kinds) will do
    That to ya!

    P

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    1. I think all kinds will do that to ya P. LOL

      Blessings,
      Cat

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  4. I'm guessing she over did it on the 'glasses of submission'. ..just as well in that situation anyway :)

    Love
    Willie

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    1. LOL Willie - thought 'glasses of submission' were wine not whiskey. Either way, watch out for 'Aunt Karen'. ;)

      Love and Blessings,
      Cat

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    2. Oh no Cat, sometimes it is Homemade Irish Cream...basically the saying, pick your poison can be applied to submission too.

      ( again I feel a disclaimer...one or two will do...three don't blame me! )

      Love
      Willie

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  5. Lol Cat, wouldn't want to try it with our HoH's Willie lol.

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. Roz, you make a very good point! LOL

      Hugs and Blessings,
      Cat

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  6. Good one, Cat! LOL!

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it Queenie. ;)

      Blessings,
      Cat

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  7. Love it, my kids have 2 Aunt Karen's, I'll be sure and share.

    Hugs,
    PK

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    1. OMG - 2 of them PK? Bet they are a lot of fun when they get together and drink. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings,
      Cat

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  8. Absolutely wonderful Cat! I aim to print it out so that when I say I heard a good joke and couldn't remember it, I'll have one ready!

    Hugs, Ami

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it Ami. Have fun sharing the joke.

      Hugs and Blessings,
      Cat

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  9. Ha! Thanks for the laugh, I very much needed that.

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    1. Happy I could help Stormy. :)

      Blessings,
      Cat

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