The teacher asked the class to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence.
Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep.. It was fascinating.'
The teacher said, 'That was good, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate, not fascinating'.
Sally raised her hand. She said, 'My family went to see Rock City and I was 'fascinated.'
The teacher said, 'Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate.'
Little Walter raised his hand.
The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Walt before.
She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word 'fascinate', so she called on him.
Little Walter said, 'My aunt has a sweater with ten buttons, but her boobs are so big she can only fasten eight.
LOL Got her again!
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Hee hee...too cute. Kids say the funniest things.
ReplyDeleteThey sure do Tricia. ;)
DeleteWill the teacher ever learn?
ReplyDeleteLOL Blondie...hope springs eternal. :)
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ReplyDelete:D BB
DeleteI have that same sweater. :)
ReplyDeleteVery cute.
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lillie
LOL Lillie, bet you look cute in it.
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Cat
The stories I could tell! Lol. Funny!
ReplyDeleteYou ought to do them in a post Minelle! ;)
DeleteGotta love kids LoL. Thanks for the laugh Cat :)
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Roz
Definitely do Roz! ;)
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Cat
LOL...boys.
ReplyDeleteYa just gotta love 'em Susie. ;)
DeleteLOL. Cute.
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Ronnie
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Happy you enjoyed them Ronnie. ;)
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Cat
Lol! We could all use a Little Walt in our life! Thanks for the laugh Cat. I really needed it today! Hugs!
ReplyDeleteSo happy I was able to help Queenie! ;)
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Cat
*shaking my head* What is it about little boys? Okay, big ones too! lol Thanks for the giggle Cat! :)
ReplyDelete*shaking my head* with you Grace...haven't got a clue. LOL
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Cat
kids do say the darndest things sometimes... :-)
ReplyDeleteOh they sure do Terps! LOL
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