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Saturday, January 5, 2013

The Wedding Ring

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A man who was born and bred in Woodbridge, Western Australia went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his penis.

According to the nurse attending the operation, the patient's girlfriend found the wedding ring in his pants pocket...

She didn't know he was married and she was so mad that she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep.

I don't know what worse:

1. Having your girlfriend find out your married.

2. Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis.


OR...


3. Finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring.

 
Tough call. You decide.


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28 comments:

  1. willieJanuary 5, 2013 at 8:25 PM

    Honestly how can he keep not ONE but TWO ladies happy ? Unless he was Andre the Giant! BIG hands..but nah..still...I mean well..

    I'll just go now

    Willie

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  2. AnonymousJanuary 5, 2013 at 8:26 PM

    ROFL
    Ian is sitting here and after we stopped laughing, I asked which is worse,
    he said:
    "theoretically, it shouldn't really be a problem that his wedding ring fits on his penis, because he did have a wife and a girlfriend, so something was working right.....it is probably much worse that he has to explain it to his wife...."
    Logically applied man style.
    hugs
    lillie

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    1. CatJanuary 6, 2013 at 5:35 PM

      ROFL Lillie - leave it to a man to apply that type of logic. ;)

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  3. willieJanuary 5, 2013 at 8:46 PM

    I REALLY want to say something here..but I'm...well leaving again

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    1. CatJanuary 6, 2013 at 5:36 PM

      Dang Willie - since when have you been so shy? LOL

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  4. Aimless RamblingJanuary 5, 2013 at 8:49 PM

    I don't know, should I say what I am thinking. Oh, what the hell, he must have had a most talented tongue.

    When hubby stopped laughing, he thought 3 would be the worst.

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    1. willieJanuary 5, 2013 at 9:20 PM

      He'd have to!

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    2. CatJanuary 6, 2013 at 5:37 PM

      ROFL Sunny - I was expecting Willie to say what I was thinking but guess she was too shy... ;)

      Can definitely understand hubby's opinion. :D

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    3. CatJanuary 6, 2013 at 5:38 PM

      LOL Willie - finally...

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  5. UnknownJanuary 5, 2013 at 9:14 PM

    Bucko's exact words were, "That's just sad. Not cool... not cool at all."

    I on the other hand thought it was hysterical.

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    1. CatJanuary 6, 2013 at 5:39 PM

      ROFL at Bucko's reaction. Sorry Bucko but listen to TL - it is hysterical! ;)

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  6. Blue BirdJanuary 5, 2013 at 9:58 PM

    ROFLMBO!!!!!

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  7. BlondieJanuary 5, 2013 at 10:58 PM

    That is hysterical. I hope that it was really cold when she slipped the ring, poor guy. I will warn my husband though, wife finding out will be the very worst thing that could happen to him. Hahahahahaha

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    1. CatJanuary 6, 2013 at 5:40 PM

      ROFL - don't think cold would make that much difference Blondie. ;) I'm with you, 'wife finding out' would definitely be the worst. :D

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  8. JuneJanuary 6, 2013 at 1:06 AM

    No matter which way you look at it.....that's just sad :-p

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  9. RozJanuary 6, 2013 at 5:11 AM

    OMG this is too funny. The comments are hysterical. What more could I possibly add? No, I think I'll leave again!

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. CatJanuary 6, 2013 at 5:41 PM

      ROFL Roz - taking a page out of Willie's book? ;)

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  10. BasJanuary 6, 2013 at 8:00 AM

    Well, number 1 is not very bad: it was bound to happen sometime.
    Number 2: accidents do happen, no big deal. Just a little problem during scientific research about relative sizes of ring fingers and penises.
    Number 3: Well, she did need petroleum jelly and he had to go to the hospital to have it removed, so it cannot be to bad. And as long as he can keep 2 women happy, what's the problem?
    No, I think we have to conclude that the worst thing for this poor man is being born and bred in Woodbridge, Western Australia.

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    1. CatJanuary 6, 2013 at 5:42 PM

      ROFLBMO Bas! I absolutely love your logic. You are priceless!

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  11. AnonymousJanuary 6, 2013 at 10:54 AM

    BAHAHAHAHAHAHA! This had me rolling Cat! And Sunnygirl! After my own heart you are :D

    Cat I always love coming here! You make me laugh...thanks for a great start today

    P

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    1. CatJanuary 6, 2013 at 5:44 PM

      So happy you enjoyed your visit P. Sunny actually wrote what I was thinking when I received the joke. :)

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  12. IrisheyJanuary 6, 2013 at 11:55 AM

    Oh, absolutely the worst for him had to be #2, because he chose to go to the hospital, fess up to medical staff, show the results of his girlfriend's dirty deed in response to his subterfuge, and request to have the ring cut off - obviously so wife wouldn't find out. Bet his next stop was the jewelry repair shop! ;)

    I'm guessing he already knew about the possibility of #3. Bwahahahaha!!!!

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    1. CatJanuary 6, 2013 at 5:46 PM

      ROFL Irishey - May have suspected about #3 but suspecting and having it proven to the world? Two different things! :D

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  13. Dragon's RoseJanuary 6, 2013 at 12:31 PM

    Dragons response. "his life is over" I don't think he has any pity for the small man. lol

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    1. CatJanuary 6, 2013 at 5:47 PM

      ROFLMBO - Perfect response Dragon. Nope Rose, it really doesn't sound too sympathetic does it. :D

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