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Monday, November 13, 2017

Missing Wife

Here’s a fun oldie for ya…
 
Husband:
My wife is missing.
She went shopping yesterday and has not come home!

Sheriff:
Her height?

Husband:
I'm not sure... A little over five-feet tall.

Sheriff:
Weight ?

Husband:
Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.

Sheriff:
Color of eyes ?

Husband:
Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed.

Sheriff:
Color of hair ?

Husband:
Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can't remember.

Sheriff:
What was she wearing ?

Husband:
Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don't know exactly.

Sheriff:
What kind of car did she go in ?

Husband:
She went in my truck.

Sheriff:
What kind of truck was it ?

Husband:
A 2016 pearl white Ram Limited 4X4 with 6.4l Hemi V8 engine ordered with the Ram Box bar and fridge option, led lighting, back up and front camera, Moose hide leather heated and cooled seats, climate controlled air conditioning. It has a custom matching white cover for the bed, Weather Tech floor mats. Trailing package with gold hitch, sunroof, DVD with full GPS navigation, satellite radio, Cobra 75 WX ST 40-channel CB radio, six cup holders, 3 USB port, and 4 power outlets. I added special alloy wheels and off-road Toyo tires. It has custom retracting running boards and under-glow wheel well lighting.

At this point the husband started choking up.

Sheriff: Take it easy sir,  we'll find your truck!

20 comments:

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    1. Hahaha Baker.

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. Is that a groan I hear out of you, Amy? ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. I agree, Lindy. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  4. LoL Cat, that's awful, but funny lol.

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. As long as you laughed, Roz. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  5. Hi Cat, Bet she is busy hunting for a better husband, lol
    love Jan, xx

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    1. If she's not she should be, Jan. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  6. Cat, Oh dear, made me laugh though. Thanks.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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    1. Happy you enjoyed a giggle, Ronnie. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  7. Oh Cuz! :) WOW! LOL! love Love LOVE Jan's comment above. Thank you for the morning laugh! Many hugs,

    <3 Katie

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    1. Happy you enjoyed the giggle and Jan's comment, Cuz...see my response to Jan. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  8. Laughing and I would hope this would never happen in anyone's life but I think it just might.

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it, Sunny and am with you...hope it never happens to anyone.

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  9. Cat,
    Now that us both laughing!
    Meredith

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    1. Happy to give you both a giggle, Mere. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. Good point, Daisy. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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