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Thursday, February 16, 2017

Hypnotism

 Meredith's Jack, is at it again!

A woman comes home and tells her husband, “Remember those headaches I've been having all these years ? Well, they're gone.”

“No more headaches?” the husband asks, “What happened?”

His wife replies, “Angie referred me to a hypnotist and he told me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat ,20 times
I do not have a headache
I do not have a headache
I do not have a headache
Well, it worked ! The headaches are all gone.”

“Well, that is wonderful” proclaims the husband.


His wife then says, “You know, you haven't been exactly a ball of fire in the bedroom these last few years, why don't you go see the hypnotist and see if he can do anything for that?”

Reluctantly, the husband agrees to try it.


Following his appointment, the husband comes home, rips off his clothes, picks up his wife an d carries her into the bedroom. He puts her on the bed and says, “Don't move, I'll be right back.”

He goes into the bathroom and comes back a few minutes later and jumps into bed and makes passionate love to his wife like never before.

His wife says, “WOW! That was wonderful!”

The husband says, “Don't move ! I will be right back..”


He goes back into the bathroom, comes back and round two was even better than the first time.

The wife sits up and her head is spinning “OH MY GOD” she proclaims.

Her husband again says, “Don't move, I'll be right back..”


With that, he goes back in the bathroom.

This time, his wife quietly follows him in the bathroom, she sees him
standing at the mirror and saying…
“She's not my wife
She's not my wife
She's not my wife”
 

His funeral service will be held Saturday.

22 comments:

  1. Cat,
    I just scolded Jack for that joke. We both ended up laughing.
    Meredith

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    1. Maybe he needs to 'scold' you with a paddle for scolding him, Mere. LOL

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  2. Goodness, Cat, this was a good one. I agree with Mere, though. Couldn't decide whether to laugh or just groan. Jack is becoming a legend unto himself.

    Hugs From Ella

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    1. "...a legend unto himself." Good one, Ella. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  3. Quite funny, Cat! Of course I could see it not going over very well!

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    1. LOL Minelle...ya think? ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. He sure is, Jan. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  5. Oh dear I didn't see that one coming. Great one Jack. Thanks for sharing Cat.
    Hugs Lindy xx

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    1. Gotcha, Lindy...happy you enjoyed it. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  6. Good one Jack. Made me laugh, Thanks Cat.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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    1. You're welcome, Ronnie...happy you enjoyed it. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  7. Oops! LoL, funny, didn't see that coming. Thank you Jack and Cat :)

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. Woohoo! Gotcha, Roz...happy you enjoyed it. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  8. I hate to admit that I laughed.....hugs abby

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    1. That's okay, Abby...I did also. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  9. Uh oh naughty man ๐Ÿ™Š
    Thanks for sharing Cat!

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    1. That he is, Daisy. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  10. That was never going to lead to a happy ending! Thanks Jack and Cat.
    Rosie xx

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    1. Good point, Rosie. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  11. LOL ... I had a feeling that was what he was doing....

    peace
    love
    and happiness
    1ManView

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    1. LOL 1MV...can't fool a man with this one. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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