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Thursday, November 9, 2017

A Dark and Stormy Night

Another fun giggle from Meredith's Jack…he sent it to me as a Halloween giggle but I wasn’t able to post it until now.  Still a good one.  Enjoy!
Bob Hill and his new wife Betty were vacationing in it happens, near Transylvania. They were driving in a rental car along a rather deserted highway. It was late at night and raining very hard with thunder and lightning.

Bob could barely see the road in front of the car.

Suddenly, the car skids out of control! Bob attempts to control the car, but to no avail! The car swerves and smashes into a  tree.

Moments later, Bob shakes his head to clear the fog.  Dazed, he looks over at the passenger seat and sees his wife unconscious, with her head bleeding! Despite the rain and unfamiliar countryside, Bob knows he has to get her medical assistance.

Bob carefully picks his wife up and begins trudging down the road. After a short while, he sees a light. He heads towards the light, which is coming from a large, old house.

He approaches the door and knocks.

A minute passes and a small, hunched old man opens the door. Bob immediately blurts, "Hello, my name is Bob Hill, and this is my wife Betty. We've been in a  terrible accident, and my wife has been seriously hurt. Can I  please use your phone?"

"I'm sorry," replied  the hunchback, "but we don't have a phone. But my master is a doctor; come in, and I will get him!"

Bob brings his wife in. An older man comes down the stairs. "I'm  afraid my assistant may have misled you. I am not a medical doctor; I am a scientist.. However, it is many miles to the nearest clinic, and I have had a basic medical training. I will see what I can do. Igor, bring them down to the laboratory."

With that, Igor picks up Betty and carries her downstairs, with Bob following closely.. Igor places Betty on a table in the lab. Bob collapses from exhaustion and his own injuries, so Igor places Bob on an adjoining table.

After a brief examination, Igor's master looks worried. "Things are serious, Igor. Prepare a transfusion." Igor and his master work feverishly, but to no avail , and Bob and Betty Hill both passed away.

The Hills' deaths upset Igor's master greatly. Wearily, he climbs the steps to his conservatory, which houses his grand piano. For it is here that he has always found solace. He begins to play, and a stirring, almost haunting melody fills the house.

Meanwhile,  Igor is still in the lab tidying up. His eyes catch movement, and he notices the fingers on Betty's hand twitch, keeping time to the haunting piano music. Stunned, he watches as Bob's arm begins to rise, marking the beat! He is further amazed as Betty and Bob both sit up straight!

Unable to contain himself, he dashes up the stairs to the conservatory.
He Bursts in and Shouts to his Master,
"Master, Master"

wait for it

here it comes

"The Hills are Alive with the Sound of Music!"
I am Soooooo Sorry.....
But You Really
Should've Seen That Coming!!


  1. Replies
    1. Happy you enjoyed it, Jan. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

  2. Groan lol. Yep, shudda seen it coming lol. Thanks Jack and Cat :)


    1. Happy to give you a giggle...even if it came with a groan, Roz. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

  3. Actually the timing of this post was perfect. We just missed Punsters Day on Wednesday, 8 November. I think this one qualifies.


    1. Never heard of Punsters Day, Ella but happy this qualified. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

  4. Oh no. Funny though. Thanks Jack and Cat.


    1. Happy you enjoyed it, Ronnie. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

  5. Replies
    1. Happy you enjoyed our corny giggle, Blondie. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat


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