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Tuesday, November 28, 2017

The Key

A woman in her forties went to a plastic surgeon for a face-lift.

The surgeon told her about a new procedure called "The KEY," where a small key is placed on the back of a woman's head and can be turned to tighten up her skin to produce the effect of a brand new face lift.

Of course, the woman wanted "The Key."


Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the key, and the effects were wonderful…the woman remained young looking and vibrant..

 
After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two problems.


"All these years, everything has been working just fine. I've had to turn the key and I've always loved the results. But now I've developed two annoying problems: First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the key won't get rid of them."


The doctor looked at her closely and said, "Those aren't bags, those are your breasts."


She said, "No point asking about the beard then…"

14 comments:

  1. That, my friend, is awful! Totally unexpected. Ashamed to say I did giggle too!
    --Baker

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    1. Gonna corrupt you yet, Baker. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  2. "Ugh" is all I have to say. Growing old is not the joke it used to be.

    Ella Says It Sucks -

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    1. Totally agree, Ella...growing old sucks but the alternative sucks more. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  3. Oh no, didn't expect that. Made me laugh though. Thanks.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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    1. Happy you enjoyed the giggle, Ronnie.

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it, Blondie...even if you did groan. :)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it, Hands63. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  6. Oh that made me laugh, love it. LOL! Thanks for sharing Cat.
    Hugs Lindy xx

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    1. Happy to give you a laugh, Lindy.

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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