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Thursday, November 23, 2017

Two Italian Men

Another very fun oldie from Meredith's Jack!

A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on.  They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.

The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:
'Emma come first,
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more!
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time.'
The lady can't take this anymore, "You foul- mouthed sex obsessed pig!", she retorted indignantly.

'In this country, we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives!"

'Hey, coola down lady,' said the man, 'Whooza talkin' about sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell ' Mississippi .'

$10.00 says you're gonna read this again!

22 comments:

  1. Hey Cat, do you take credit cards or Bit Coin?

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    1. Hahaha KM...nope just PayPal. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  2. Lol! I owe you ten bucks!
    --Baker

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  3. Hahahah. I'd heard this one before but its funny every time i read / hear it again! Thank u Cat

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it, Fondles...even it you had read it before. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  4. Ha ha. I too, owe you ten bucks. LOL
    Amy

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    1. Woohoo Amy...gotcha! ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  5. Oh dear I owe you 10 dollars!
    love Jan, xx

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    1. Wow, Jan...making some money here. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  6. LOL. Good one, I did read it again. Thank you Cat and Jack.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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    1. You're welcome, Ronnie...happy you enjoyed. :)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  7. I did go back to read the first line. Funny, thanks Cat and Jack.

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    1. Hahaha Sunny...happy you enjoyed. :)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  8. The "two asses" tipped me off. Think I have read this one before.

    Hugs From Ella

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    1. So I didn't getcha, Ella? Will have to keep trying. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  9. you got me, I re-read it before I even read the comment about the bet. This is really funny...

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it, Blondie...could really start adding to my Christmas fund at this rate. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    1. Thanks, Daisy...happy you enjoyed it. :)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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    2. I really did and of course I had to go back re read it 😆

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    3. I think almost everyone had to go back and read it, Daisy. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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