There is truth in these words !!!
If you can start the day without caffeine,
If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,
If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,
If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it,
If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time,
If you can take criticism and blame without resentment ,
If you can conquer tension without medical help,
If you can relax without alcohol,
If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,
Then You Are Probably
The Family Dog!
And you thought I was going to get all spiritual...
Handle every Stressful situation like a dog.
If you can't eat it or play with it,
P*** on it and walk away!
Totally unexpected ending. I don't know if there is a person out there who doesn't need any of the above.
ReplyDeleteI agree, Blondie...have never known anyone that wouldn't have to say they can't do at least a few of the above.
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Cat,
ReplyDeleteI laughed the first time I read this and I laughed tonight as well. It is a funny for sure.
Meredith
Happy you enjoyed it the second time around, Mere...Jack sure send some goodies. ;)
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Ahh, this makes me want to come back as a pampered family dog, or cat lol.
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Roz
Wouldn't be a bad life would it, Roz. ;)
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Hi Cat, what a great philosophy, lol
ReplyDeletelove Jan, xx
Happy you enjoyed it, Jan. ;)
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HAHHAAH funny! i can tick off only 3 of those.. dismal! then again, i'm not a dog!
ReplyDeleteHappy you enjoyed this, Fondles...I can't check off that many either. ;)
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If you can't eat it or play with it,
ReplyDeleteP*** on it and walk away!
Going in my words to live by collection.
Excellent words to live by, Bogey. ;)
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What a cute post. Sam says that if there is such a thing as reincarnation, he wants to come back as the family dog.
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Happy you enjoyed it, Ella...I agree with Sam...wouldn't mind coming back as the family dog of a really good family. ;)
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Very cute post, I've always said I wouldn't mind coming back as a dog in a house like mine.
ReplyDeleteHappy you enjoyed it, Sunny...I wouldn't mind coming back as a dog to a house like yours either...or mine for that matter. :)
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LOL Cuz! :) They say, "It's a Dog's Life"! Perhaps it is! Many hugs,
ReplyDelete<3 Katie tft
Good point, Cuz! :)
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