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Tuesday, November 14, 2017

If…

Another oldie but fun giggle from Meredith's Jack!

There is truth in these words !!!
 
If you can start the day without caffeine,

If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,

If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,

If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it,

If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time,

If you can take criticism and blame without resentment ,

If you can conquer tension without medical help,

If you can relax without alcohol,

If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,
 


Then You Are Probably




The Family Dog!
 
 
 
And you thought I was going to get all spiritual...



Handle every Stressful situation like a dog.

If you can't eat it or play with it,

P*** on it and walk away!

18 comments:

  1. Totally unexpected ending. I don't know if there is a person out there who doesn't need any of the above.

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    1. I agree, Blondie...have never known anyone that wouldn't have to say they can't do at least a few of the above.

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  2. Cat,
    I laughed the first time I read this and I laughed tonight as well. It is a funny for sure.
    Meredith

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it the second time around, Mere...Jack sure send some goodies. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  3. Ahh, this makes me want to come back as a pampered family dog, or cat lol.

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. Wouldn't be a bad life would it, Roz. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  4. Hi Cat, what a great philosophy, lol
    love Jan, xx

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it, Jan. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  5. HAHHAAH funny! i can tick off only 3 of those.. dismal! then again, i'm not a dog!

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    1. Happy you enjoyed this, Fondles...I can't check off that many either. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  6. If you can't eat it or play with it,
    P*** on it and walk away!

    Going in my words to live by collection.

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    1. Excellent words to live by, Bogey. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  7. What a cute post. Sam says that if there is such a thing as reincarnation, he wants to come back as the family dog.

    Hugs From Ella

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it, Ella...I agree with Sam...wouldn't mind coming back as the family dog of a really good family. ;)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  8. Very cute post, I've always said I wouldn't mind coming back as a dog in a house like mine.

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it, Sunny...I wouldn't mind coming back as a dog to a house like yours either...or mine for that matter. :)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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  9. LOL Cuz! :) They say, "It's a Dog's Life"! Perhaps it is! Many hugs,

    <3 Katie tft

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    1. Good point, Cuz! :)

      Hugs and blessings...Cat

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