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Wednesday, February 18, 2015

The Nurse

A bigshot business man had to spend a couple of days in the hospital.

He was a royal pain to the nurses because he bossed them around just like he did his employees. None of the hospital staff wanted to have anything to do with him.

The head nurse was the only one who could stand up to him. She walked into his room and announced, “I have to take your temperature.”

After complaining for several minutes, he finally settled down, crossed his arms and opened his mouth.

“No, I’m sorry, the nurse stated, “but for this reading, I can’t use an oral thermometer.”

This started another round of complaining, but eventually he rolled over and bared his behind.

After feeling the nurse insert the thermometer, he heard her announce, “I have to get something.  Now you stay JUST LIKE THAT until I get back!”

She leaves the door to his room open on her way out. He curses under his breath as he hears people walking past his door, laughing.

After almost an hour, the man’s doctor comes into the room.

“What’s going on here?” asked the doctor.

Angrily, the man answers, “What’s the matter, Doc? Haven’t you ever seen someone having their temperature taken before?”



After a pause, the doctor replies, “Yes, but never with a daffodil!”
 

This Is Why You Should Never Piss Off Your Nurse.

Courtesy of Sun Gazing

18 comments:

  1. Love this,,,my daughter in law is a nurse..i am sending it on...
    hugs abby

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it Abby...hope your DIL does also. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it Roz. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it Jan. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  4. LoL, we have several nurses in our family, maybe I have a chance to make them laugh with it. But usually they come with all sorts of medical jokes.
    I didn't know this one and it made me laugh; thank you for that Cat. :)

    hugs

    Nina

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    1. You're very welcome Nina...now you will have a cute giggle to share with them. I'm sure they have all had a difficult patient they would love to do this to. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  5. Good one Cat. Thanks.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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    1. You're welcome Ronnie...happy you enjoyed it. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  6. Such a resourceful woman - I love you she gave him his comeuppance.

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    1. I agree Sunny...just love karma. *snicker*

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  7. Be kind to nurses... Yes, but... Shhh. Be kind to every single nurse. They talk. And if you have not been nice to one nurse, everyone will know. And will take revenge in every shift of every nurse. Be kind to nurses.

    Yes Nurse, No Nurse, Thank you Nurse, If it is not too much trouble Nurse, You look lovely today Nurse, I didn't mean anything with that Nurse!

    Really,
    Nothing,

    Han

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    1. LOL Han...I so agree with you...be very nice to those nurses...they have needles and other ouchy stuff! :D

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  8. I need to pass this one on to some nurses I know. They'll enjoy it!!

    Hugs,
    Clara

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    1. I'm sure they have all had a few PITA patients they would love to do this to. :D

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  9. I am definitely passing this one on!!! Too good! Perfect revenge!

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it Minelle...hope they also enjoy it. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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