Proofreading is a dying art, wouldn't you say?

Thank you to everyone who has submitted a contribution for Queenie.  I am compiling everything into one post for her and hope to have it done in the next day or two. (If ya still want to send something, late contributions will be accepted. )

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Received the following in an email…hope you enjoy it as much as I did.

Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter

This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this.  It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!!

They put in a correction the next day. 

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

No, do you really think so?
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Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers 

Now that's taking things a bit far!
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Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over 

What a guy!
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Miners Refuse to Work after Death

No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's!
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Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

See if that works any better than a fair trial!
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War Dims Hope for Peace

I can see where it might have that effect!
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If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile

Ya think?!
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Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures  

Who would have thought!
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Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

They may be on to something!
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Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges  

You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?
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Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge 

He probably IS the battery charge!
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New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

Weren't they fat enough?!
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Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

That's what he gets for eating those beans!
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Kids Make Nutritious Snacks 

Do they taste like chicken?
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Local  High School Dropouts Cut in Half

Chainsaw Massacre all over again!
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Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors 

Boy, are they tall!
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And the winner is...

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead 

Did I read that right?
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