Adult Content Warning

You have entered a site intended for ADULTS ONLY. If you are under the age of 18, or if it is illegal to view such material in your community, please exit this site immediately. This site contains mature content including but not limited to; articles, discussions, pictures and other materials that some people may find offensive. If such materials offend you, please exit this site immediately.

Wednesday, February 11, 2015

First Day of College

 
college-life[1]

On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules.
 
"The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $25 the first time."
 
He continued, "Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $50. Being caught a third time will incur a hefty fine of $100. Are there any questions?"
 
At this point, a male student in the crowd inquired…
 
"How much for a season pass?"
dollar_sign[1]



Posted by at
Labels:

14 comments:

  1. AnonymousFebruary 11, 2015 at 9:36 PM

    LOL There always has to be one smart *ss in the crowd doesn't there. Thanks, Lisa

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. CatFebruary 14, 2015 at 5:43 PM

      At least one Lisa...at least one. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

      Delete
  2. RozFebruary 12, 2015 at 1:34 AM

    LoL Cat, love it! There's always one lol

    Hugs
    Roz

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. CatFebruary 14, 2015 at 5:43 PM

      Happy you enjoyed it Roz! As I told Lisa...at least one. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

      Delete
  3. an English RoseFebruary 12, 2015 at 2:51 AM

    Hi Cat, there is always one smart ass in every class! lol
    love Jan,xx

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. CatFebruary 14, 2015 at 5:44 PM

      Usually more that are thinking the same think Jan. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

      Delete
  4. AnonymousFebruary 12, 2015 at 6:54 AM

    Lolol Cuz!! :) Very fun and I agree- there usually is one smart Alec!! Many hugs,

    <3 Your TfT Cuz

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. CatFebruary 14, 2015 at 5:45 PM

      Happy you enjoyed it Cuz...I've usually found a lot more than one in class but there's always the one with the biggest mouth. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

      Delete
  5. stay at home momFebruary 12, 2015 at 7:21 AM

    LoL, I can only agree with the others, there is only one! Thank you for the giggles, Cat.

    hugs

    Nina

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. CatFebruary 14, 2015 at 5:46 PM

      You're very welcome Nina but I do think that there has to be one but usually more in a class. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

      Delete
  6. Aimless RamblingFebruary 12, 2015 at 8:40 AM

    Someone who thinks outside the box. lol

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. CatFebruary 14, 2015 at 5:46 PM

      Got that right Sunny...just get it all right out there. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

      Delete
  7. BlondieFebruary 12, 2015 at 1:14 PM

    Don't tell my kids, but that would have been me asking that question, back in my college days. Luckily, I didn't have those rules because we lived in co-ed dorms

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. CatFebruary 14, 2015 at 5:48 PM

      LOL Blondie...I know the feeling. I was always the one with the smart a$$ questions...and I didn't always intend to be a smart a$$...just came out that way. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

      Delete

Thanks for stopping by. Respectful comments are always welcome.

Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom)