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Monday, February 9, 2015

Summer Ride

A crusty old biker out on a long summer ride in the country pulls up to a tavern in the middle of nowhere, parks his bike and walks inside.

As he passes through the swinging doors, he sees a sign hanging over the bar:

COLD BEER: $2.00
HAMBURGER: $2.25
CHEESEBURGER: $2.50
CHICKEN SANDWICH: $3.50
HAND JOB: $50.00

Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary payment, the ole' biker walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender who is serving drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkled farmers.

She glides down behind the bar to the ole biker.

"Yes?" she inquires with a wide, knowing smile, "may I help you?"

The ole biker leans over the bar, "I was wondering young lady," he whispers, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?"

She looks into his eyes with that wide smile and purrs, "Why yes, yes, I sure am".

The ole' biker leans closer and into her left ear whispers softly, "Well, wash your hands real good, cause I want a cheeseburger".

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22 comments:

  1. Aimless RamblingFebruary 9, 2015 at 9:48 PM

    Wasn't ready for that - lol.

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  2. ChristinaFebruary 9, 2015 at 10:14 PM

    I was expecting a different ending! LOL

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    1. CatFebruary 10, 2015 at 9:22 PM

      Gotcha Christina! ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  3. Minielle LabraunFebruary 9, 2015 at 11:12 PM

    I wasn't expecting that! Funny!

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    1. CatFebruary 10, 2015 at 9:22 PM

      Gotcha Minelle! ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  4. stay at home momFebruary 10, 2015 at 12:36 AM

    LoL, I didn't see that one coming at all. I was waiting for someone unexpected to take over and do the hand-job! Thank you for the giggles Cat.

    hugs

    Nina

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    1. CatFebruary 10, 2015 at 9:23 PM

      Gotcha Nina! And you're very welcome! ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  5. RozFebruary 10, 2015 at 2:03 AM

    LoL, that was good. Totally expecting a different ending too! Thanks for the giggle Cat :)

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. CatFebruary 10, 2015 at 9:23 PM

      Gotcha Roz! And you're welcome also! ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  6. ronnieFebruary 10, 2015 at 2:41 AM

    LOL Cat, funny. Totally different ending to the one I was expecting. Thanks.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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    1. CatFebruary 10, 2015 at 9:24 PM

      Woohoo gotcha Ronnie! ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  7. AnonymousFebruary 10, 2015 at 6:55 AM

    LOL..WHAT?

    I like it, Cat.. I thought he wanted something else ..lol ..


    Hugs,
    Mona Lisa

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  8. an English RoseFebruary 10, 2015 at 10:26 AM

    I wasn't expecting that!!
    love Jan,xx

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  9. UnknownFebruary 10, 2015 at 12:27 PM

    Lol! Wasn't expecting that ending! Too funny.

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    1. CatFebruary 10, 2015 at 9:25 PM

      Gotcha Maggie! So happy you enjoyed it. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  10. Han Jansz. van MeegerenFebruary 10, 2015 at 2:43 PM

    LOL, it is the kind of jokes I hear all day at work, but don't remember...

    Thanks Cat,

    Han

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    1. CatFebruary 10, 2015 at 9:25 PM

      You're welcome Han...happy you enjoyed it. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  11. KatieFebruary 10, 2015 at 7:15 PM

    LOL CUz!! I didn't expect that response at all!! Thanks for the laugh! Needed it! :) Many hugs,

    <3 Katie TfT

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    1. CatFebruary 10, 2015 at 9:26 PM

      Gotcha Cuz! So happy I was able to give you a much needed giggle. ;) I'm here if you need anything.

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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