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Thursday, February 19, 2015

Shopping

A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.

The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.

Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red. Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time. To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"


The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV, it's a microwave!"



12 comments:

  1. Ugh! I thought she was going to be naked or something!

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    1. LOL Minelle...sorry to disappoint you. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  2. Oh nooo, but she is almost clever, isn't she? Thanks for the giggles, Cat. :)

    hugs

    Nina

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    1. You're welcome Nina...happy you enjoyed it. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  3. Groan! LoL, thanks for the giggle Cat :)

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. Groan Roz? Really? *snicker* :D

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  4. Q: Why does a blonde wear green lipstick? A: Because red means Stop.
    Personally I don't like blondes jokes much. It reminds me of a guy in a hospital waiting for a rectal thermometer. LOLdieLOLdieLOLdieLOLdieLOL

    Oh Cat, The days I do not visit your blog for a laugh are the days that I do not count as good days...

    Have a wonderful weekend,
    Warmly,
    Han

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    1. LOL Han...thanks for the giggle...that's a good one! Thank you for the lovely compliment.

      Hope you and Wanita have a wonderful weekend also.

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  5. Oh Cat, really?!?!

    Hugs,
    Clara

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    1. Yes really Clara. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  6. I had to laugh even if it was another blonde joke.

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    1. Happy I was able to make you laugh at a blonde joke Sunny. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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