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Monday, February 2, 2015

Lesson in Traveling

A married couple is traveling to visit family by car.  Being seniors, after almost eleven hours on the road, they were too tired to continue and decided to get a room.  They only planned to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road.

When they checked out four hours later, the desk clerk handed them a bill for $350.00.  The man explodes and demands to know why the charge is so high.  He told the clerk although it’s a nice hotel the rooms certainly aren’t worth $350.00 for four hours.  Then the clerk tells him that $350.00 is the ‘standard rate’

He insisted on speaking to the Manager.


The Manager appears, listens to him, and then explains that the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center that were available for them to use.
“But we didn’t use them” the husband said.
“Well, they are here, and you could have,” explained the Manager.
 
The Manager went on to explain that the couple could also have taken in one of the shows for which the hotel is famous. “We have the best entertainers from New York, Hollywood  and Las Vegas perform here,” the Manager says.
“But we didn’t go to any of those shows” the husband said.
“Well, we have them, and you could have.” the Manager replied.

No matter what amenity the Manager mentioned, the husband replied, “But we didn’t use it!”
The Manager is unmoved, and eventually the husband gave up and agreed to pay.

 
As he didn’t have the check book, he asked his wife to write the check.
She did and gave it to the Manager.

The Manager is surprised when he looks at the check. “But ma’am, this is made out for only $50.00.”
“That’s correct. I charged you $300.00 for sleeping with me,” she replied.
“But I didn’t ” exclaims the Manager.
“Well, too bad, I was here, and you could have.”
 
Don’t mess with senior citizens…They didn’t get that age by being stupid!
Courtesy of Viral Slot

22 comments:

  1. Absolutely love this one...
    hugs abby

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it Abby! ;)

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      Cat

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    1. I agree Minelle...very smart lady. ;)

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      Cat

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    1. Got that right Sunny! I soooo agree with you. ;)

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      Cat

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  4. LoL Cat, she got him good lol

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. She sure did Roz! :D

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      Cat

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  5. Hi Cat, now she is one clever old dear
    love Jan,xx

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    1. She sure is Jan! ;)

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      Cat

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  6. One smart lady. Thanks Cat.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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    1. You're welcome Ronnie...I agree, very smart lady! ;)

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      Cat

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  7. Outsmarted! love this one, thank you for the good laugh, Cat.

    hugs

    Nina

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    1. You're very welcome Nina...she truly outsmarted him didn't she. ;)

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      Cat

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  8. Cute...quick thinking and smart :-) Hugs

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    1. I agree Tersp...hope I'm that quick thinking and smart when I get older. ;)

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      Cat

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  9. Cat,
    That is one smart woman.
    Meredith

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    1. She sure is Mere! :D

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      Cat

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  10. Some people in real life are so ad rem, it is real funny. This one was. Thank you for making me laugh again, Cat.

    Han

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    1. So very happy to help you laugh Han! ;)

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      Cat

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  11. ROFLMBO Cuz!! :) Perfect way to start my morning! Loved it! Many hugs,

    <3 Katie TfT

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    1. Happy to help you start your day with a good giggle Cuz! :D

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      Cat

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