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Thursday, February 12, 2015

Little Larry

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, “Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!”
After a few seconds, Little Larry stood up. The teacher said, " Do you think you're stupid, Larry?”
“No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!”
 
 
Larry watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face.
“Why do you do that, mommy? " he asked. “To make myself beautiful, " said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue.
“What’s the matter”, asked Larry “Giving up?”
 
 
The math teacher saw that Larry wasn't paying attention in class.
She called on him and said, “Larry! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44? "
Larry quickly replied, “NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!”
 
 
Larry's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals.
One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person.
“Yes " said the policeman. " The detectives want very badly to capture him. "
Larry asked, "Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture?”
 
 
Little Larry attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest.
After a few minutes, Larry asked, “Dad, why are you doing that?”
His father replied, " Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy.”
Larry, looking worried, said, “Dad, I think the Milkman wants to buy Mom!”


20 comments:

  1. Laughing out loud. I think we all know a Larry.

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    1. I do believe you're right Sunny. ;)

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      Cat

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  2. Little Larry just brightened my day. DtBHC.

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    1. Welcome DtBHC...happy you enjoyed it. Hope you come back soon.

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      Cat

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  3. Little Larry has me shaking my head and laughing....
    hugs abby

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    1. Happy you enjoyed Little Larry Abby. ;)

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      Cat

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  4. Lol Cuz!! :) little Larry... Just WOW!! Haha. Many hugs,

    <3 Katie

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    1. That's one way to put it Cuz...happy you enjoyed . ;)

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      Cat

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    1. He sure is Minelle. ;)

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      Cat

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    1. He is that Blondie. ;)

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      Cat

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  7. LoL Cat, I think I like Larry :)

    Hugs
    Roz

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  8. hi Cat, cute kid that Larry!
    love Jan,xx

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    1. Happy you enjoyed him Jan. ;)

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      Cat

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  9. Hi Cat, these cracked me up! Little Larry brightened my day, thank you for these.

    hugs

    Nina

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    1. You're very welcome Nina...happy to be of help. ;)

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      Cat

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  10. Oh Cat,

    These did make me laugh. Thank you.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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    1. So happy you enjoyed them Ronnie. ;)

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      Cat

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