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Tuesday, July 29, 2014

The Confession

“Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman.” 
 
The priest asks, “Is that you, little Tommy Shaughnessy?” 
 
“Yes, Father, it is.”
 
 
“And who was the woman you were with?” 
 
“Sure and I can’t be telling you, Father.  I don’t want to ruin her reputation.” 
 
 
“Well, Tommy, I’m sure to find out sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Brenda O’Malley?” 
 
“I cannot say.” 
 
 
“Was it Patricia Kelly?” 
 
“I’ll never tell.” 
 
 
“Was it Liz Shannon?” 
 
“I’m sorry, but I’ll not name her.” 
 
 
“Was it Cathy Morgan?” 
 
“My lips are sealed.” 
 
 
“Was it Fiona McDonald, then?” 
 
“Please, Father, I cannot tell you.” 

 
 
 
The priest sighs in frustration. “You’re a steadfast lad, Tommy Shaughnessy, and I admire that. But you’ve sinned, and you must atone. You cannot attend church for three months. Be off with you now.” 
 
 
 
Tommy walks back to his pew. His friend Sean slides over and whispers, “What’d you get?” 
 
 
 
“Three month’s vacation and five good leads!” says Tommy. 
 
 
ROFLMBO!


23 comments:

  1. LOL....thank you for making me smile...laugh...every day...love this one.
    hugs abby

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    1. Thank you for such a lovely compliment Abby...happy you enjoy. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it Lillyanna. ;)

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      Cat

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    1. Always happy to make you giggle Leigh. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it River. ;)

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      Cat

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  5. ROFLMAO. Good one, love it! Thanks for the laugh Cat :)

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. You're welcome Roz...so happy you enjoyed it. ;)

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      Cat

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  6. Love this.. thank you.

    Hugs,
    Mona Lisa

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    1. You're welcome ML...happy you enjoyed. ;)

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      Cat

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  7. Hi Cat, that was unexpected!
    love Jan,xx

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    1. LOL Jan...love unexpected. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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    1. You're welcome Terps. ;)

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      Cat

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  9. LOL....thanks Cat!

    Hugs,
    George

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    1. You're welcome George...happy you enjoyed. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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  10. Funny, funny - loved this one

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it Blondie. ;)

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      Cat

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  11. Didn't see that coming! Lol!

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    1. Gotcha Irishey! LOL

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      Cat

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  12. LOL Cat!! :) Too funny! Many hugs,

    <3 Katie T

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