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Wednesday, July 30, 2014

Mother of the Brides

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A mother had 3 virgin daughters. They were all getting married within a short time period.  Because Mum was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt.
 
Bridal Couple

The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The card said nothing but “Nescafe”.
Mum was puzzled at first, but then went the kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar. It said: “Good till the last drop.”

Mum blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.







 
 
 
 
 
weddingThe second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding, and the card read:”Benson & Hedges”.
Mum now knew to go straight to her husband’s cigarettes, and she read from the Benson & Hedges pack: “Extra long. King Size”.


She was again slightly embarrassed but still happy for her daughter.

 
 


MP900422990[1] The third girl left for her honeymoon in the Caribbean. Mum waited for a week, nothing. Another week went by and still nothing. Then after a whole month, a card finally arrived. 

Written on it with shaky handwriting were the words “British Airways”.
 







Mum took out her latest Harper’s Bazaar magazine, flipped through the pages fearing the worst, and finally found the ad for British Airways.


The ad said:
“Three times a day, seven days a week, both ways.”
 
 


Mum fainted!
 

24 comments:

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    1. LOL Autumn...ya might be surprised. ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it Mere. ;)

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      Cat

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  3. ROFLMAO Love this Cat, especially the last one! LoL

    Hugs
    Roz

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    1. Happy you enjoyed Roz. ;)

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      Cat

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  4. Oh i always love your 'stories', but i think this is one of the best.......and that last one....Oh my...will be laughing all day...thanks.
    hugs abby

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    1. Thanks for the lovely compliment Abby...hope you did laugh all day. ;)

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      Cat

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  5. Very clever - I feel both glad and sorry for the third girl - she probably couldn't walk of sit well, but she had a smile on her face.

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it Leigh. LOL I agree, she's probably sore but with a huge smile...I know I would. ;)

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      Cat

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  6. ROFLMBO!! Thanks for the great morning laugh, Cat!!! Sunny's comment above is too funny as well. :) Many hugs,

    <3 Katie T

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    1. You're welcome Katie T...happy to oblige. Sunny does have a way with words doesn't she. ;)

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      Cat

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    1. Hey Tess...happy you enjoyed it. ;)

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      Cat

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  8. Cat,

    You do find some good ones. Thanks.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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    1. Thank you Ronnie...happy you enjoyed it. ;)

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      Cat

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  9. Sounds like British Airways all right!

    Many hugs
    Ami

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    1. LOL Ami...you haven't said if you would like that. ;)

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      Cat

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  10. This is what the mother of the brides got from her daughter in law after their honeymoon. Just a postcard with CHASE & SANBORN COFFEE
    (http://hanvanmeegeren.blogspot.nl/2014/07/giggles-grins-and-reflections.html)

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    1. LOL Han...good one! And thanks for the shout out. ;)

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      Cat

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    1. Happy you enjoyed it Blondie. ;)

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      Cat

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  12. OMG the next time a BA flight goes over my head I shall be thinking of that third girl.

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    1. LOL DF..do the flights go over very often? ;)

      Hugs and Blessings...
      Cat.

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